Daily Mail: Gaza residents make striking impression during Israeli assault catwalk
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DAILY MAIL EXCLUSIVE!
Move over Esther McVey – Gaza residents are set to give the glamorous employment minister a run for her money in the fashion stakes!
Looking chic in a black and white track suit, with his short black hair perfectly coiffed, this Gaza resident looked ready for action as he inspected the ruins of his house this morning:
And this Gaza resident looks set to give Employment Minister Esther McVey a run for her money in the style stakes with a fetching red and pink outfit delicately offset with a pink hair clip and matching shoes:
Like Ms McVey – who is also partial to a fabulous pair of shoes – this Gaza resident wowed fashion aficionados by picking a dove grey pair of leather sandals to mourn the loss of her loved-ones:
As a former TV presenter, McVey knows exactly how important image is – and clearly these Gaza residents are also aware the eyes of the world are upon them and their choice of outfits during the Israeli assault:
Like McVey, Gaza residents are sharp dressers who have brought businesslike wardrobes featuring neat modern lines contrasted with soft casual tailoring to their high-profile roles in the world’s media:
While some might give top marks to the Israeli defence forces for their show of overwhelming force against defenceless civilians – no-one can deny that Gaza under attack is a very fashionable - and stylish - place to be.
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Source: https://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/07/18/daily-mail-gaza-residents-make-striking-impression-during-israeli-assault-catwalk/
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