Cameron diagnosed with severe heart-in-mouth syndrome on day of Scottish referendum
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The Prime Minister David Cameron is under medical supervision after doctors confirmed he was suffering from a severe form of heart-in-mouth syndrome on the day of the Scottish referendum.
Symptoms of heart-in-mouth syndrome include:
- cold sweats
- rapid breathing
- outbreaks of goose bumps
- clammy palms
- pounding heart
- eyes wide open
- flared nostrils
- furrowed eyebrows
- hair standing on end
- chills down spine
Mr Cameron’s health scare comes just days after medical experts revealed many members of the Conservative Party are suffering from a particularly nasty and chronic strain of foot-in-mouth virus which is resistant to any known form of treatment.
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