Atheists left reeling after accident means Bono may never play guitar again
(satire?)
Leading proponents of atheism have been left reeling and admitting that on balance of probabiity a God probably does indeed exist after all after U2 frontman Bono said he may never play guitar again as a result of a freak bike accident last year.
Even a leading proponent of atheism, scientist Richard Dawkins has been forced to admit that the evidence now points to not just the existence of an all-powerful God but a just and caring one at that.
In a tweet Mr Dawkins wrote:
“Bloody Hell. Bono not playing guitar ever again? Thank God for that!”
The shock news come just a week after God stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s values in a surprise Christmas message from the purported creator of the know universe.
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Source: http://tompride.wordpress.com/2015/01/02/atheists-left-reeling-after-accident-means-bono-may-never-play-guitar-again/
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