Labour announce tough clampdown on unemployed Lib Dem MPs after election
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A massive crackdown on workshy Liberal Democrat politicians – who under the present government have been used to living a life of luxury doing nothing at all at taxpayer’s expense – will be a central part of Labour’s election manifesto.
The tough new rules are designed to curb the something-for-nothing culture which experts say has become endemic amongst Liberal Democrats over the past 5 years.
Soon to be unemployed Liberal Democrat MPs will be stripped of their state benefits – including an end to tax-payer-funded chauffeur-driven ministerial cars and massive ministerial expense accounts – when huge numbers of them are made redundant after the next election, according to sources close to Labour leader Ed Miliband.
A spokesperson for Labour said they would also be shortly announcing a manifesto pledge to introduce a new US-style ‘work for the dole’ scheme for workshy Liberal Democrats such as Nick Clegg and Danny Alexander – who will be expected to stack shelves in Poundland or Tesco in exchange for food vouchers.
The announcement comes just days after the Met Office warned the record-breaking amounts of hot air coming from the Liberal Democrats is set to continue until at least May 7th.
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