Uncle Fester's Words Of Wisdom

Or don’t take wooden nickels from strangers. Just because you work for the Ponzi doesn’t mean you can’t give the sheep some words of wisdom….after all that’s why I am so adored. Just look at me. How can this face lie. I’m that lovable uncle that plays Santa at Christmas for all the little kids to sit on. I’m the avuncular broker you wish you had. I’m the face that’s guided you through the rough seas of the market. I’ve kept you warm during the chill winds of the bear winter. Now that we are entering the most dangerous period of your market existence, I’m here to help you. I’ve been through all of this before and I’ll tell you the worst thing you can do is panic and exit the market, even in a bubble. After all what kind of market can we expect to have if the suckers aren’t in the game for the boyz to dump their shares on. Like I said to Lloyd last week…this is the most spectacular bull market I’ve ever seen. In spite of a few negative macro details such as the 106 million working age Americans that are unemployed….or the complete collapse of our manufacturing to just a tiny fraction now of our GDP…..or the decaying infrastructure with no repair in sight….or the disastrous demographics coming with baby boomers trying to retire…..or the debt rising to a level never experienced in modern times and being artificially supported by counterfeiting…..or the total subversion of the constitution by a totalitarian state…..or a rising tax structure sure to doom any recovery…..or onerous regulation designed not to regulate but to DOMINATE small business and small banking by the giant 10 Banks that can more easily handle the thousands of pages of government regs.
  Some of you may find this type of investing advice difficult to accept from me but like I told Becky Quick last year while flying over to China……without retail investors we could never have achieved our goals of the “ultimate fleece”.  Hopefully you understand that the stock market’s intended purpose is for us to fleece you and we will. Resistance is futile so just relax and stay invested with us. We’ll take care of you just like we’ve done to everyone else. MF Global, Greece, Cyprus, Madoff, Spain, Italy, Slovenia, Iceland, Ireland are all one-offs so get over it and join this party……REMEMBER……its only paper…
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? So Uncle Fester….maybe you have a chance…YLSoS
Mark Twain