The Grinch That Stole Christmas

After nine years of sugar your daddy has taken your candy away. You’ve been a genius buying dips or holding your bag of candy that daddy gave you. Every time your candy got a little low you just held your bag out and daddy put some more sugar in your bag. You told all of your friend just how smart you were because your bag just got bigger with candy and how dumb they were for not having their bag out and loaded with candy. Why not shove that candy in your face since there was always more candy from daddy to keep that bag full. 

But not this Christmas. This Christmas for no reason daddy didn’t give you more sugar.  That sugar was the QE and printed money and perpetual bull shit full onslaught media blitz. You slurped that bullshit down like it was a fine cabernet. Now you look in the mirror and your teeth have rotted out of your head from the sugar shit you slurped down. You let them give you all of these shitty, bloated companies with promise of the continued printing of money sugar to keep you believing the promise of municipal and private pensions to the sugar moon.

But you weren’t warned. Yes you were. You just wouldn’t listen to the Dalios and Gundlachs and Druckenmillers. These guys actually were bulls for the past eight years. They managed hundreds of billions. But your brain was rotting in your head just like your teeth from the sugar. What’s even funnier is that you still are holding tight to sugar shit like Tesla and Netflix and Amazon. Surely you’ll get a squeeze soon and your holding will be validated. Then like any Bear does it rips your sugar rotted heart right out of your throat. You’re in a sugar ponzi bubble and this rotten steaming pile of sugar shit is in run to hell. 

So you cry all you want to it ain’t fair, but don’t you cry you weren’t warned. You were warned but you just couldn’t stop yourself. You’ll be told again that “no one could have seen this sugar shit coming”…..or “no one could have done anything differently”….or “what could i do..I’m just one person”…. Well you go ahead and whine sugar shit. You could’ve done something but you didn’t and you won’t. You’ll stay right where are and the sugar fairy will stick it right up your fairy fart hole. Merry Xmas Buttfoxes of the world.