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DC Comics Set To Release New Superhero Comic Book ‘Second Coming’ Starring A Bungling, Incompetent Jesus Who Gets Kicked Out Of Heaven

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DC Comics drew critical praise for its series of short-run books that reimagine classic characters and coming up soon, the company is set to release a new book featuring an out-of-touch, bungling Jesus Christ in the lead.

On that day 2,000 years ago when Jesus of Nazareth was busy paying for the sins of the people who would write this mocking piece of trash in 2018, He was also being mocked, humiliated and spat on. They taunted Him, as  you see written below, if He really was the Saviour, to jump off the cross and save Himself. They failed to realized, however, that preventing Jesus from shedding God’s blood on the cross would have sealed their own doom permanently and eternally. Some things never change.

“Likewise also the chief priests mocking him, with the scribes and elders, said, He saved others; himself he cannot save. If he be the King of Israel, let him now come down from the cross, and we will believe him. He trusted in God; let him deliver him now, if he will have him: for he said, I am the Son of God.” Matthew 27: 41-43 (KJV)

DC Comics is quite proud of themselves with their release of ‘Second Coming‘ comic book that mocks the ministry and mission of the Lord Jesus Christ. Along with portraying Jesus as a bumbling loser, I’m a little surprised they didn’t also make Him gay as well. If you’re going to mock, step in with both feet and finish the job. When the actual Second Coming takes place, if these people are still living, I can guarantee you they will find nothing humorous or entertaining in meeting Jesus face to face in that day.

“Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.” Revelation 1:7 (KJV)

Pray for these Hell-bound reprobates who think it’s amusement and entertainment to mock the only perfect person who ever walked the face of this earth, and who shed God’s own blood as an atonement for their sins.

DC Comics Set to Release Superhero Comic Book Starring a Bungling Jesus Christ

FROM BREITBART NEWS: The planned Vertigo imprint series will join previous re-imaginings such as the series about the 60s cartoon hit The Flintstones and a redux of the cartoon character Snagglepuss, both of which are stuffed with left-wing social justice warrior plots. Snagglepuss, for instance, was turned into a gay thespian, and The Flintstones featured socialist workers plots.

In the new comic, written by Mark Russell, Jesus Christ will be portrayed as an out-of-touch former savior who is cast out of his prison in heaven and back down to earth because God the Father felt that Christ messed up his first visit with mankind, Newsbusters reported.

The book is to be called Second Coming and will feature Jesus living in an apartment with a superhero named Sun-Man. Russell described the superhero as “the varsity quarterback son God never had.”

“An all-powerful superhero, named Sun-Man, has to share a two-bedroom apartment with Jesus Christ,” the writer told pop culture website Bleeding Cool. “The conceit is that God was so upset with Jesus’s performance the first time he came to Earth since he was arrested so soon and crucified shortly after, that he has kept him locked-up since then.”

“God then sees this superhero on Earth a few thousand years later and says ‘that’s what I wanted for you!’ He sends Jesus down to learn from this superhero, and they end up learning from each other,” Russell said. “They learn the limitations of each other’s approach to the world and its problems.”

Russell also says that his Jesus will have been kept in a heavenly prison since his crucifixion because God is mad at him: “God was so upset with the fact that he got crucified the last time that he wouldn’t even let him look through the celestial keyhole at Earth to keep up.”

Apparently, Russell’s Jesus will have been totally unable to see what has been happening on earth in the interim and is shocked when he returns to earth and “he sees has been done in his name by Christianity in the last two thousand years.” READ MORE

Meet The Real Jesus Of Nazareth, the King of Kings

After exposing myself to the blasphemous trash that is DC Comics to write this article, I played this nice and loud to cleanse my mind and give Jesus thanks and praise for who He is, what He has done for me, and for what He will continue to do for all those who believe on His Name. Enjoy!

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