The Coveted Nobel Piece Prize
For the Nobel “Piece” Prize, I can think of the following possible candidates for the future:
Bill Clinton—former president and gigolo (kept by Hillary)
John Edwards—ex vice-presidential nominee and philanderer with illegitimate offspring
Jesse Jackson—bungalow baby-maker
Eliot Spitzer—ex governor of New York and prostitutes
Tiger “Cheetah” Woods—number 14 and counting
Recent ones that won it include Pres. Barack Hussein Obama (empty suit), Al Gore (global warming hoaxer; LOL!), former Pres. Jimmy Carter (for lusting in his mind and making peace with North Korea; yeah, right!), and Yasser Arafat (terrorist peacemaker; yuck!)—that is quite an esteemed group of well-qualified winners [sarcasm]. If they can award it posthumously, Teddy Kennedy would make an excellent candidate. He wrote in his book’s manuscript that he slept with over 1,000 women. His wife purged that statement from his book before publication.
I could also name some Republicans like Gov. Mark Sanford (Latin soul-mate lover) of South Carolina, ex-congressman Mark Foley (congressional page sex scandal) of Florida, and ex-Senator Larry Craig (airport restroom gay solicitor) of Idaho; however, only liberal democrats could ever win the Nobel Prize in recent times. Of course, candidates like Dwight Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, and George Bush never even got close to qualifying, yet Kofi Annan (UN oil -for-food crook) and Mikhail Gorbachev (Commie-in-chief) won the award.
Look at the names of those who recently won the award: 2006 – Muhammad Yunus, 2005 – Mohamed El-Baradei, and 2004 – Wangari Maathai (Kenya). Thus, it pays to have an Arabic name and to be from Kenya (just like BHO!). Barack Hussein Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for escalating the Afghanistan War. Wow, some qualification!
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