Gas Warfare

This is what our wars have boiled down to.

Read this: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/this-exists-u-s-marines-in-afghanistan-ordered-not-to-fart-audibly/.

Do wet farts count?  Dry farts are consisted of hydrogen sulfide (HS) gas.  However, wet farts are not a gas but a fluid (like diarrhea), but it stinks a whole lot more.  Additionally, it messes up your underwear, and it stinks to high heaven!  Again, I ask.  Do wet farts count as dry farts?  Passing gas is not the same as passing a fluid.

Don’t you think political correctness (PC) has gone a bit too far?  When I was in the armed forces, the object of war was killing the enemy.  Now, it seems, war has boiled down to “The War of the Farts,” which is sort of like H. G. Wells’ “The War of the Worlds.”  Who cares if we insult the enemy with our farts?  Farting is not part of the Geneva Convention.  The enemy doesn’t care about insulting us with beheading, burning, mutilating, and hanging our captured soldiers.  What do we care about farting the enemy to death, anyway?  This entire topic smells.

Hey, the late Saddam Hussein used chemical or gas warfare on his own people.  So, why is it against the rules of engagement (ROE) to use HS gas as part of the warfare tactics in Afghanistan and Iraq?  The old farts running the war need to read the materials written by General George S. Patton, Jr.  He was a man’s man who knew how to engage the enemy in war.  He would use the guts of the enemy to grease the tracks of his tanks!  In our PC warfare, we won’t even fart the enemy to death.  War is not hell anymore.  War stinks!

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