What a Hoser, eh?

No, I’m not going to post the cute video of Sandy O.C. and her college friends dancing to Listomania. It is cute, and it was made 10 years ago when “lip-dubbing” videos were all the rage. But let it serve as a warning to the children of the social media age who plan on ruling the world some day: the innertubes are forever.

So today I’m going to help Jettie G shoulder the responsibility of making fun of Canada’s socialist-open-borders Prime Minister. The article comes compliments of Ed Driscoll who titles all of his coverage of our neighbors to the north as DISPATCHES FROM PRIME MINISTER ZOOLANDER: Trudeau demands organic garden, apiary, treehouse (with zip line) and more for Harrington Lake residence.

And you didn’t think anyone could give the Obamas a run for their money! Wrong. But it’s a bit disheartening that Justie Fek™ isn’t a bit more original. I mean it’s one thing to emulate your idol and love object,

it’s quite another to just copy cat them straight away.

• Organic garden, check:

• Apiary, check – and don’t get excited, it’s an a-p-i-a-r-y people – bees you know, not that other thing that will end you up in Janice’s corner.

Lady M’s Bee house for her Organic Garden of Good and Evil

I wonder if JF knows he can make beer with his honey?

I’m guessing he does.

• Tree House, check, sort of. The Obamas have a house IN the trees:

Which now has a wall around it:

Even though walls are immoral.

Now a zipline, that’s original. As far as I know the Obama’s do not have a zipline, although it has been said that Michelle has her own zip code.

Butt I think that’s just an urban legend.

Anyway, Justie, what a hoser, eh?

Still, if you want to see a really cute video of one of our socialist betters dancing even our cute little Sandy will find this to be compelling competition.