Politically Correct Condom

It wasn’t that long ago that liberals would shriek, “Stay out of the bedroom! We want our privacy!” Now every bedroom is in plain view of the progressive panopticon. Social engineers even dictate how to put on a condom so as to comply with #MeToo ideology. An Argentinian company has produced condom packaging that it takes four hands to open:

The company, Tulipán, posted videos to Instagram that show how it works. The package appears to have a series of circles spread out along its outer edges, four of which need to be pressed in at the same time to open the box. The box reads, “If it’s not a yes, it’s a no.”

It’s like have a feminist Big Sister looking over your shoulder during the most intimate moments.

If there is no consent, the rape will occur without a protective condom, if only because the rapist can’t get the package open. If there is consent, the obstructive packaging serves no purpose. No matter; the sole point of this type of nonsense is to virtue signal.

If four-hands condoms catch on, they will soon be provided at taxpayer expense at educational institutions from law schools down to kindergarten. Then they will be made mandatory.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.

The post Politically Correct Condom appeared first on Moonbattery.