Buttwhatever: America Was Never as Great as Advertised

There is disappointing news for patriotic Americans. It turns out America “was never as great as advertised.” This was revealed by the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana, whom the media has been asking us to regard as a credible presidential candidate on the grounds that he is ostentatiously homosexual.

Buttwhatever wants to punish America for not having been great with slavery reparations. Since slavery ended going on 2 centuries ago, there are no former slaves for him to give our money to. Maybe he will just pass it out to people of politically preferred pigmentation, even though many blacks are here as a result of immigration to our allegedly oppressive and not-so-great country from the Caribbean and Africa.

That Democrats would even consider voting for this character is all you need to know about their mentality.

On tips from Byron and Jester.

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