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Outraged AOC Defends Her Moustache

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continues to foil attempts to parody her. What satire could top denouncing a body-shamer at a nail salon for offering to do something about her moustache?

As an added bonus, AOC explains that it is unfair to blame socialism for the failure of socialism in socialist Venezuela, since we don’t blame capitalism for the failure of socialism in socialist Zimbabwe:

As the quintessential clueless left-wing millennial, AOC would be hilarious, if she did not have power over her betters.

On a tip from Kate P.


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    • PaulTarsuss

      Ever noticed that population density and cranial density seem to go hand in hand? Why is it that the densest population centers in the U.S. are all clueless collectivists?

      Cities have always been target rich environments for getting one over on your fellow man, and history shows us what has happened to all who’ve come and gone before us.

      Rome 2.0, you got your asbestos skivvies on?

      It’s getting hot down here….

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