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Biden Says He Will Cure Cancer

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Just when you thought nothing could lower your opinion of Joe Biden, he promises that he will cure cancer if we let him be president.

Barks Creepy Joe:

“I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see (the) single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer.”

Needless to say, smarter men than Joe Biden have applied themselves to curing cancer. Smarter men than Biden have spent entire afternoons trying to lick their elbow.

Vast resources have been spent trying to cure the many different forms of cancer, which have many different causes. Joe Biden cannot cure cancer. Even Biden knows this.

But he can pander to fools, or he would not be a successful politician.

Those who have lost loved ones to cancer are unlikely to appreciate Biden’s cynical lie. However, there may be Democrats out there who believe him, out of faith that Big Government can do anything if only you make it big enough. A lifelong liberal swamp creature like Biden would surely make government bigger.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

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