Biden Ludicrously Denies All Obama Scandals

Politics has become so destabilized that even the most preposterous presidential campaign might succeed. But in case Joe Biden’s doesn’t, at least he is well positioned to take up a second career as a standup comic. This astonishingly brazen attempt at gaslighting might have you rolling on the floor. Attempting to win the presidency on the strength of his 8 years as Barack Obama’s bumbling sidekick, Biden claims that there were no Obama scandals:

The liberal media and other Obama mouthpieces often recite the same insolent lie that his administration was not conspicuously characterized by scandals that would have resulted in the impeachment and criminal prosecution of any pale-faced Republican.

Meanwhile, Grabien has undertaken the herculean task of listing all of Obama’s noteworthy scandals. The list runs to 764 scandals, which works out to more than two scandals per week for the entire period Obama was in power.

Space does not permit listing more than a tiny percentage of Obama’s major scandals, so I’ll just bring up a few that still make me grind my teeth:

• Massive illegal cash payments to America’s worst enemy Iran.

• Allowing Hezbollah to smuggle cocaine into USA to curry favor with Iran.

• Abandoning all responsibility when Americans came under attack in Benghazi.

• Commuting the sentence of Bradley Manning, who had committed about 750,000 counts of treason.

• Weaponizing the IRS, DOJ, and FBI to target conservatives.

• Illegally trading five top Taliban terrorists for worthless traitor Bowe Bergdahl.

• Helping Mexican criminals smuggle arms across the border.

• Brazen “green energy: payoffs to contributors, e.g., Solyndra.

• Dishonestly ramming through Iran nuclear deal.

• His Secretary of State wiping clean subpoenaed documents stored on her unsecured private email server.

• The VA disaster.

• Using drones to execute American citizens without due process.

• The Pigford Pigout.

• GSA living like debauched Roman emperors on our dime.

• Flagrantly wasting massive sums of money in the name of “stimulus.”

• Allowing New Black Panthers to scare whites away from polls.

• Attacking Libya without congressional approval, with catastrophic consequences.

If I missed your choice for the most infuriating of the multitudinous Obama scandals, please sound off in the comments.

As for lies, the 2013 Lie of the Year, “If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep it” may go down as the most arrogant lie a politician has ever told — even if the lie that the Obama Administration was scandal-free is actually more arrogant still.

On a tip from Jester.

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