Idea to Get Liberals to Leave Us Alone on “Climate Change" (or Whatever They're Calling It Now)

Guest post by Zak R.

Hey Biff,

I was recently spying on the enemy, aka listening to NPR, and they had a guest on that stated the Paris Climate Accord targets could be reached if everyone who believes in man-made climate change became vegan and plants trees on weekends.

I immediately thought: perfect!

We can tell liberals to leave us alone when it comes to how we live our lives, from what we drive, to you name it – and they can leave us alone until every last one of them becomes vegan and spends all of their free time planting trees – which will be forever, because as we know liberals don’t do personal responsibility!

Call it the “Come Back When You’re All Vegan” Campaign? I don’t know, maybe it needs a better name!

I couldn’t find the exact vegan article that they mentioned, but I did find others that echoed the sentiment:

• “The Environmental Defense Fund reports that if each American replaced chicken with plant-based foods at just one meal per week, the carbon dioxide savings would be the same as taking more than half a million cars off U.S. roads.” (via Fortune Magazine)

• “Planting 1.2 Trillion Trees Could Cancel Out a Decade of CO2 Emissions” (via Yale University)

Thanks for your time, and I’ll be out doing donuts in my Ford!

Read more about the Global Warming Scam here: The Medieval Warming Period, Illustrated for Progressives and other Miscreants.