The Culture Wars #101: Hate Crimes, Gay Sneakers and a Rat

Another week and more wackiness from the wacky world of the whacked out social justice warriors.

SOME DE BLASIO LOGIC

It seems that many Orthodox Jews in New York, specifically Brooklyn, have come under physical assault recently, many of them of a clearly anti-Semitic nature.  You probably have not heard of this outbreak of hate crimes because most of the assailants are black or Hispanic.  Enter mayor Bill de Blasio to explain the recent spate of hate crimes:

It’s really clear that forces of white supremacy have been unleashed. A lot of folks used to be told it was unacceptable to be anti-Semitic, it was unacceptable to be racist and now they’re getting more permission.

So… blacks and Hispanics assaulting Jews in New York is attributable to white supremacy…

SPEAKING OF HATE CRIMES

Not content with hoaxes to inflate hate crime statistics, researchers at the University of Utah have developed an app available through Google Play that allows users to report incidents of “hate.”  Users report the incident under one of four categories- propaganda, verbal, violent and property damage.  Since the reporting is confidential, no need to prove hate…or anything for that matter!  Someone hurt your feelings?  Whip out that smart phone and go to your hate reporting app.  The thought police will investigate.

CONVERSE GOES GAY

Last week, it was Bud Light going all rainbow flag gay.  This week it is Converse sneakers.  The Pride collection is being promoted by six people associated with the LALPHABET+-x/ community, most notably “drag kid” Desmond Napoles- age 11.  Converse- normalizing deviant behavior in prepubescent children.  That used to be called pedophilia.  Today, its called “pride.”

BUT WHEN HAVE YOU STORIES LIKE THIS…

Mr, Ratburn, the beloved rat principal on the PBS children’s series Arthur came out as gay in the show’s premiere of its 22nd season.  In the episode, he married his partner.  The show is geared to children age 4-8.  To make matters worse, his partner is an aardvark making this television’s first depiction of gay inter-species marriage.

WHEN DIGESTIVE DISTRESS IS A PREGNANCY

Nurses at an unnamed hospital misdiagnosed a person with intestinal distress when they entered the emergency room.  Imagine the surprise on their faces when out came a stillborn fetus from the man’s vagina.  It seems the unidentified transgender female was pumping themselves up with testosterone, but not enough to get rid of that pesky uterus and those pesky ovaries.  This was reported in the New England Journal of Medicine.

TRIGGERED BY A BUTTON

Morrissey is the former singer of the British band, The Smiths, who is enjoying success as a single artist.  During an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, he appeared sporting a “For Britain” pin.  This brought out the liberal snowflakes who accused Fallon of promoting white supremacy.

THE NEWSPEAK DICTIONARY GETS AN UPDATE

Britain’s over-the-top liberal newspaper, The Guardian, recently announced that henceforth “climate change” will be referred to as “climate emergency, crisis, or breakdown,”  “global warming” will now be “global heating,’ and “climate skeptic” will be “climate science denier.”  Readers are advised to update their dictionaries accordingly, especially Inner Party members.

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