Austin Readies For 'Hildabeast' Hillary Clinton Visit, Not A Hard Choice For Human Rights Defenders

Hillary Clinton’s book signing in Austin this Friday might not be as lucrative as she’d planned, considering protesters’ plans to have a bit of fun while holding the “Hildabeast” accountable for all the crimes she’s committed, according to an email on Monday. 

No Hard Choice for Human Rights Defenders

Hillary Clinton is going to Austin to give a speech for her book signing Friday, so the local human rights defenders are preparing with a Ready for Clinton campaign.

“Folks, there WILL be plenty of media there so this is a “Must Protest,” urged Robert Morrow Monday in an email. “Afterwards, we will be eating pizza at the Brick Oven restaurant on Red River (everybody dutch).”

“The Hillary Bus” will be making an appearance near the Long Center for the Performing Arts and Hillary will be at the Long Theater in Austin unveiling her new book, Hard Choices.

But wait. Isn’t there a lwa against criminals making money off of their crimes? Never mind such minor crimes for the likes of Hildabeast. 

While capacity at her event in Austin Friday is limited, the protesters plan to show their enthusiasm for her potential 2016 campaign while she’s there.

“Come join fellow supporters, check out the Bus, wave signs and make sure everyone knows that Austin is ready for Hillary,” they say on their website.

“So let’s get ready to have so fun holding the Hildabeast accountable for all the crimes” she’s committed.” 

Anyone can help “Spread the Ready for Hillary movement.” The war criminal protesters are even offering free “Ready for Hillary” bumper stickers. 

In fact, the group is providing an opportunity to register for a FREE Ready for Hillary bumper sticker like the one above, according to theiir dedicated website page.