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Al Qaeda Officially Disbands, Citing The Success Of The U.S. Congress In Destroying The U.S. Economy As It's Main Reason

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The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”
 
In an official statement published on the group’s website, the current leader of Al Qaeda said that Congress’s conduct during the so-called “fiscal-cliff” showdown convinced the terrorists that they had been outdone.
 
“We’ve been working overtime trying to come up with ways to terrorize the American people and wreck their economy,” said the statement from Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri. “But even we couldn’t come up with something like this.”
 
 
This is hilarious.  When even al-qaeda relinquishes its jihad against the us, and this is not satire, because congress is doing a better job in their opinion of destroying the US, soething is terribly wrong and hilarious.  Geez…  ~Ophelia



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    • venom

      This is from the Borowitz report, so it IS SATIRE. Funny nonetheless. Reminds me of HR 8791 spoof that people thought was legit. I wasn’t surprised to hear something so ridiculous, but then you see the onion in the CSPAN logo and you’re like… OHHHHH…. HRHRHRHRHRHRHR! Same hear.

    • venom

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