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Archaeologists In Turkey Discovered An Ancient Gate To Hell

Monday, March 25, 2013 15:56

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Bad horror movies have taught us a lot over the years: If you hear a strange noise in the woods, don’t go investigating on your own, especially if you’re a hot girl in your underwear; don’t have sex if you’re a teenager, it’s a surefire way to get yourself whacked; don’t go digging around ancient Indian burial grounds and try not to be a black man—you’ll be among the first to go.

Also, if you find a gate to hell, don’t open it.

That last one shouldn’t really need repeating, but apparently it does. News last week from the Italian newswire Agenzia Nazionale Stampa Associata (ANSA) revealed that Italian archaeologists working in the ancient Phrygian city of Hierapolis, in modern-day Turkey, discovered the city’s ancient “Gate to the Underworld.” Cue up the Lovecraftian horror fantasies, and…. go.

Always neat to find gates to hell. Many exist supposedly. Thoughts? -Mort

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Total 16 comments

wunmansho

Krakatoa.

Mar 25, 2013, 5:23 pm 0 Reply
Louis

Is this supposed to be a news article? Sounds like more crap from Mort the crap machine.

Mar 25, 2013, 6:05 pm 0 Reply
Pix

I was brought up on Star Trek, it didn’t miss my attention that on missions the unknown security guard always coped it first. Lesson one, don’t be a unknown security guard…

Being afraid of outside in the dark, a crypt or graveyard has got to be the most childish thing I’ve heard on BiN to date… how sweet do you still have a night light to ward off the monsters under your bed

The only thing we have to fear is ourselves and our own stupidity.

Mar 26, 2013, 7:05 am 0 Reply
- Ardin
  
  And the Borg.
  
  Mar 27, 2013, 12:26 am 0 Reply
Djedi

The ‘underworld’ of the ancient world is in no way connected with the state of consciousness known as hell.

Mar 26, 2013, 2:40 pm 0 Reply
- Authentica
  
  True.
  
  Mar 28, 2013, 6:40 am 0 Reply
Patrick Henry

“On this rock I will build my Church and the GATES OF HELL shall not prevail against it.”
Yeshua of Nazareth, Galilee, AD 33

Mar 26, 2013, 9:07 pm 0 Reply
kdc0521

Aw, for a minute there, I thought maybe they found the legendary Bubba Hotep… Oh well, back to Pinterest…

Mar 27, 2013, 10:23 pm 0 Reply
Hawbs

pluto and charon had pagan worship here. how could these guys make up statues and stories and worship them? gods of the underworld, really?

Mar 27, 2013, 11:55 pm 0 Reply
Anonymous

The gates of hell are what happens when you decide to obey liberals. They are the way of death and suffering and human misery.

The first liberals were Adam & Eve. The last noted ones are all you current phonies running this country.

Mar 28, 2013, 12:04 am 0 Reply
Room With a View

Well, Turkey is a hell hole!!!!!!!

Mar 28, 2013, 3:56 am 0 Reply
Numpty

The Gates of hell: Bill & Melinda

Mar 29, 2013, 4:38 am 0 Reply
CRABBAIT

The GATE to HELL have always been open…it’s called DEATH!

Mar 26, 2013, 11:33 am 0 Reply
Mayhem

… and fear itself.

@Mort, loved the wry sense of humour, but you still allow your readers to think you are writing this stuff. Don’t you ‘Reporters’ work by some sort of code?

Mar 26, 2013, 1:32 pm 0 Reply
Joerg Klaemt

Middle-aged-Mayhem
You and Maveprick are great ones to criticize yet you never have written an Article.
Go ahead, if you think you have the better smarts, we even allow you the same code of ethics.
Go make my day Sheila.

Mar 27, 2013, 4:31 pm 0 Reply
kdc0521

I’m surprised they didn’t use the catacombs in France for this article… Just saying.

Mar 27, 2013, 10:26 pm 0 Reply

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