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Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornets Nest

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:08

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A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest.

The 35-year-old, known as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session.

Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.

I have to blame bath salts because no man or woman in his right mind would do something like this so there must have been something wrong with this dude. -Mort

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cleric451

why did you not post nor hint at the part of the original article that said this was completely untrue and originally posted to a swedish satirical news site?

May 15, 2013, 9:37 am 0 Reply
romeoZx

the type of story you’d hear about on 4chan.Not here. Especially that’s it’s not true.

May 15, 2013, 10:19 am 0 Reply

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