LAUGH A LITTLE: A collection of short funny quotes and jokes
This article was published in The Mindful Word journal of engaged living (http://www.themindfulword.org)
Need a laugh? Read through this collection of 35 short funny quotes and jokes by Salvador Dali, Pablo Picasso, Charles M. Schultz and others
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Good judgement comes from experience, Experience comes from poor judgement.
One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
Start planning today, to be spontaneous tomorrow.
The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. – Albert King
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Today’s mighty oak is just yesterdays nut.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?
Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it. – Salvador Dali
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
War determines not who is right, but who is left.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. – Dave Barry
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I’m not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am…
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal.
Minds are like parachutes…They only function when open.
Change is inevitable. Struggle is an option.
Age is just an attitude.
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