An Argument Not For Impeachment Of The President, but…

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Elect ‘em All…And Let God Sort Them Out!

I hear talk of impeachment for the president, and the reasons are so overwhelming.

The president got elected on transparency…but we ain’t got nothing but a black wall falling on us.

He won’t come to the aid of the murdered ambassadors at Benghazi.

The CIA apparently was just following the president’s orders when they altered the last election by refusing legitimacy, and tax exempt status, to the opposing party.

NSA is spying on us, and that’s just fine and dandy with the pres.

Does it ever end?

Well, it could…if we held our hat in hands and went back and humbly asked the British if we could come back.

Think about it. America is an experiment in government, in democracy…a Republic with grand ideals and vision…but…it didn’t work.

The fact that the constitution is good for nothing but toilet paper in Washington is proof of that! President Barack Obama is living proof of that.

Speaking of Barack…he is a man who is not eligible for an office…who divides the country at every turn, who is marching to a drum that might be black or white, might be capitalist or communist…might be Islamic or globalist…will we ever know the true stripe of the man?

And having to support all those other incompetent boobs who can’t figure out a budget, who are constantly being arrested for things like playing footsie in rest rooms, or tweeting pictures of their shortcomings all over the place…it’s ridiculous!

And the fact that we elected these dopes makes it our fault, which officially makes the experiment in Democracy a failure.

Now think about Britain. All happy and giddy about the birth of a baby monarch! Their frame of mind is far superior to ours when we elect a president. When we elect a president you can be sure that more than half the people will be unhappy.

Is that any way to be?

But we could go back to Britain, asked to be put under the protection of the monarchy…and ask the queen to protect us from The President…and congress and the judiciary and all the state governments and everything.

And the monarchy would be glad to get us back…even under the condition that we go back to the original taxation plan of 1976!

Man, that stamp act is looking pretty good now!

And the monarchy could tell those Fed A-holes to go pound sand!

Heck, the Monarchy is married to the Banksters…so we would get the the benefit of the Queen’s incestuous muscle!

So which would you rather do? Put up with four more years (yes, he will get a third term, don’t ask me how, but he will) of The President, Barack Obama, or get re-admitted to the Commonwealth.

Would you like to get rid of a government that changes every four years, and never for the better, or get a government where the only thing that happens is birthday parties for wee monarchy tykes (and the occasional nude photo of one of those hunky heirs)?

Well, I don’t know about you, but I wonder if I made a personal petition to the United Nations, could I be allowed to be re-admitted to the Commonwealth, and have the Queen Mother for my own protector?

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