What Kind of Government do Aliens Have?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Alien Government Conspiracy Cover Up?

You read all about alien government conspiracies. Does the darkened house have alien connections? Is Obama actually running the show for a transition to alien government? And so on.

Assume, for a moment, that Obama is going to win in this matter of converting the United States, and the world, to a global management system, we have to wonder what kind of government aliens actually have.

One thing is obvious, they don’t have a democracy. The proof of this is that a democracy is too easily corrupted and manipulated. The United States is going to hell in a hand basket, is there any reason to believe that aliens, even if they have superior intelligence, would want to subject themselves to a system like democracy?

And a republic is out of the question. Principles are very unpopular amongst the ruling elite, they just get in the way of efficient handling of the masses.

So that would leave fascism, communism, or some other kick in the head.

I think aliens are going to have an oligarchy, probably based on twelve (six fingers on a hand for evolved species), like a council of twelve, or something like that.

Alien beings are going to be subject to some sort of communism. The reason I say this is because lower echelons of humanity tend to devolve towards feely good let’s all feel sorry for so and so, take the money away from the rich and give it to the poor…until the mass of humanity falls into a big sludge pot of everybody is the same.

Now there has to be technology. Technology benefits the alien lifestyle, and we’ve all seen what an iPhone does to a supposedly intelligent species. Yak yak yak, do you know what Marcia said to Lois in the hall at school/work/store yesterday? Never was so little said by so many to so many.

Anyway, my opinion is that there will be a government of twelve, and they will each have an area of expertise: czar of communications, czar of technology; czar of plants, and so on. Thus, you can see the evidence for an alien government conspiracy if you merely observe the way Obama is restructuring government; his government will dovetail perfectly into alien planning.

And each of the twelve will have twelve underlings, and each of the twelve underlings will have a sphere of influence relating to the main council of twelve: communications, technology, and so on.

The reason for this structure is, allegedly, to give leaders training in all areas, and learning how to keep the structure as a whole working, but the real purpose, just as on earth, will be to enable each of the twelve to spy on the others of the twelve.

Anyway, that’s my thought on the subject, but whatever the truth is, we’re going to find out. One way or another, somewhere in the next few years, aliens will show up and we will learn the truth about an alien government conspiracy.

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