20 Point Plan to Fix the United States

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. What Actually Needs to Be Done to Fix the United States

There was a movie, some years ago, called the Lathe of Heaven. In this movie a fellow changes reality by dreaming it. Racial intolerance? He dreams a world where everybody is grey, and he wakes up and everybody is grey.

So, here’s the dream…and be advised that not everybody is going to like what I say, cause some of it is intolerant, some of it is stupid, but all of it will make you think.

All politicians and bureaucrats to be paid minimum wage, no special benefits, health care, or other perks. HAve to travel on military transport when available. Must always stand in line.

All politicians and bureaucrats and union leaders immediately given lie detector tests and thrown in prison. Or, maybe that should be thrown in prison, we know they are all corrupt.

Everybody must wear pants so the belt is above the waistline, I just don’t want to see green and red and dirty underwear anymore.

All Muslims to be shipped to the mid-east. That’s their area, and nobody wants their terrorists.

All Sharia law to be against the law.

All houses and businesses to be immediately outfitted with windmills (as little as $700 on Amazon) for energy production.

All houses and businesses to be outfitted with solar panels (as little as $300 on Amazon).

The price of oil, because of these last two items should go down drastically, and who cares anyway…we won’t need it.

The American military to be converted to an ‘emergency corps,’ whose purpose is to help people in emergencies.

All wars canceled.

All media to be taxed extra for lying.

The internet to stay free forever.

All people who commit crimes of violence to work on building pyramids in Death Valley.

All laws which make criminals out of ordinary people to be repealed.

Immediate takeover of The Fed and ALL Banksters, including their friends and family, put in a dark hole and thrown scraps.

All GMOs against the law, and all companies selling them to be disbanded and their owners taken out and fed breakfast cereals until thy die.

All drug companies taken over and the prices reduced by 99%, which should leave plenty of profit.

Debt defaulted on. Iceland did it, so why can’t we?

All national parks returned to the states with apologies and zillion dollar fines for having stolen them in the first place.

The end of special interests groups.

And, last but probably the most important…FREE BEER!

Okay, are you ready to vote for me yet?

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Add your own ideas on how to fix the PUnited States in the comments section below! Remember, this country is so whacked that no idea is too wacky!