Al-Qaeda Applauds Secretary of State John Kerry's Latest Remarks On Syria

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Below is a statement by Jamal Ahmed al-Tahiri, the spokesman for Al-Qaeda in Damascus (AQD), in support of Secretary of State John Kerry’s remarks on Syria on Friday, August 30, 2013.

In the Name of Allah the Merciful, America the Accursed, Aslam O’ Alikum, 

If the British Parliament was filled with men with half the moral caliber and political vision of Mr. John Kerry, oh, what a wonderful world this would be! Sure, Kerry doesn’t know much about the history of Syria, or basic chemistry, but the world does know that he loves the Syrian people more than Assad. 

Inshallah the British public will throw out those bums who embarrassed Obama. They should look to the great Kerry as an example of an authentic 21st century statesman. This man has touched our hearts with his words. Only a brave and God-fearing man can call Bashar the dog a thug and a murderer. What eloquence! What poetry from this man!

America, under what rock did you find this Mr. Kerry? Immortalize that rock, put it in a museum. Put everything that Kerry’s magical hands have touched in a museum. Let the future know what a great and visionary statesman America produced in its hour of greatest need.

We in Al-Qaeda in Damascus (AQD) applaud this man’s bravery, vision, and eloquence. May the rest of the world follow Mr. John Kerry into Syria to bring down Bashar the dog.