How to Avoid Drones with Drone Proof Clothing!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Drone Proof Clothing the Wave of the Future!

We’ve come a long ways, baby…drone proof clothing as the latest fashion statement! And a way to go about your business without the scrutiny and depredations of a government gone wild.

Drone proof clothing is actually making an appearance on the market. One wonders whether there are shipments of the garments to the mid-east, yet. They are actually descendant of older methods of cloaking.

The Germans attempted cloaking of their periscopes by coating them with graphite particles embedded in a rubber material. With todays modern technology such material would be easily used to make raincoats or other similar but innocuous clothes that a man on a jaunt in the weather might wear.

Bad weather is, incidentally, good for interfering with drone radar.

Another trick used by the Germans was carbon impregnated plywood on aircraft. Don’t think we’ll be seeing plywood underpants for a while.

Enter modern times and you have something called ‘iron ball paint absorber.’ It is a simple paint with iron balls in it. Radar hits the material and starts bouncing around and gets ‘lost.’ The joy of this method is that it leads to the possibility of creating alternating magnetic fields in ones clothes, which would do some high class cloaking.

Another method is the foam absorber. This method uses something called anechoic chambers to effect its cloaking strategy. This is another interesting take on drone proof material. think of the airless chambers surrounding a thermos, the ‘radar’ of heat being refused interchange, and you will understand the purpose behind foam absorbers. Still, this seems a bit bulky for the modern and svelte warrior.

Most interesting is the Jaumann absorber method. What most people don’t know is that a wave of sound can ‘cancel out’ another wave of sound. This is more difficult than one imagines, otherwise you cold set up two stations playing Pink Floyd, aim them at each other, and you would get silence. Talk about your dark side of the moon! The sound waves have to be perfect duplicates of each other, and the timing must be perfect, and so on.

The joy of this last device, the Jaumann method, is not in clothes, but in the idea of a device no bigger than a walkie talkie that one could carry in place of drone proof clothing.

Lastly we have the split ring resonator absorber. This is the one used on modern stealth aircraft; it is a plane (vehicle) shaped in slants and planes. Think gumbie stoned and you just might have it. Good for planes, but not so good to cover the roundness of the human body.

Okay, so that’s it. Simply rummage around in these concepts and you can start your own line of drone proof clothing.

Remember, you may think it funny now, but come 2020 when there are 30,000 drones in the skies, all collating our movements with our phone records at the NSA, there will be nowhere that you can hide from the IRS agents trying to serve you bills for Obama care.

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