Bigfoot Mating Calls
I got the mail today and it contained a small package. I opened it up and lo and behold a buddy had sent me a duck call!!!!! Now don’t think it was from those famous hunters on TV because it wasn’t. He’s just a regular guy that likes to hunt and I must’ve have mentioned wanting one, so I got it.
Now I do a little hunting but never waterfowl. I just enjoy the beauty of them and all their glory. I really have not ideal what one would taste like. I wanted one to draw one in to photograph and nothing more. After I got done caressing this modern marvel, I had to try it out. BEWWWWWWWFT, OMPMMMMMMMMMMMMHA, TWERKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Now I’ve never heard a duck being molested by a Bigfoot but I’ll bet I got that sound down pat.
SWALK………TOOT………………BOOOOOOOOO……ONKADOOOOO. By This time my office door got slammed and some words muttered that I’ll leave out of this family friendly site. It’s made so smooth and nice was my thought while trying to breath enough as not to pass out.
I’m really nothing more than a kid with gray hair and a huge payment each month to keep a roof over my head so what was next? Calling people of course and ask them to name the sound! “Leave your message at the beep”……….OUCH……QUACKSMACK…………WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I ran out of breath long before the fun got old so I had to stop it for awhile. Many people want to know what I drank before calling and the warden told me if a Bigfoot with massive wood and roses shows up, it’s all over. Only I can cause drama just by getting the mail……..
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