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April Fools' Special: No Strings Attached - Obama Speaks The Truth

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PantherParty.Org — April 1, 2014

 

Traditionally, April 1st – affectionately known as “April Fools’ Day” to most of western civilization – has been recognized as a day filled with (mostly harmless) pranks, acts of pure nonsense, and meticulously planned sensationalized surprises… but how do the master pranskter psychpaths ruling our world celebrate a day such as this?

 

 

Ignoring for the moment the pagan and occult roots associated with “April Fools’ Day”, it could easily be said that it is indeed a holiday for pranksters. As expected, the “class clowns” and “town fools” tend to aggressively participate in a much larger ‘celebration’ than most others. And to be honest, let us not neglect the reality that even the most reserved and timid find themselves caught up in the day’s acts of Tom-foolery.

 

And it is certainly all in good fun! There is no real physical harm in misleading someone for a moment and then sharing the mirth, revealing the trickery for what it is by saying “April Fool’s” on this particular day, or even “just kidding” at any other time. Inherently, practical jokes are trivial and disaffecting to the well being of an individual as a whole and/or to the future of humankind.

 

Sadly, the same cannot be said for the actions of those who are either openly sadistic, deriving a real sense of pleasure from the infliction of misery and torture on others; or for those who plot and scheme from within the shadows, orchestrating grand manipulations that fool innumerable amounts of innocents for the benefit of their own hidden agendas.

 

Historically, trickery can be found hidden in the arsenal of the sword-wielding tyrants who rise to power on the wave of empty promises and conquests, who are swiftly remembered immortally for such heinous monstrosities that the mind can barely conceive.

 

Today, the pranksters and liars are far more ambiguous and omnipresent.

 

Most hazardous are the disinformation and propaganda-wielding media outlets, governments, and political figureheads whose interests and school of thinking have been created and groomed by organizations and institutions founded by secluded and mysterious figures: foreign investors with ties to ancient wealthy family bloodlines – the so-called (and sometimes even self-described) “elite” of the world.

 

So how do these malevolent-minded pranksters celebrate April Fools’ day?

 

Frankly, I personally don’t care to know, as it may even involve something as deeply disturbing as human sacrifice rituals…

 

But simply out of the interest of the natural balance of things in our universe, may I offer a suggestion? As the rest of the good-willed individuals spend a minimal amount of time lying to each other today; the “talking heads” should spend at least an equally minimal amount of time telling the truth.

 

If this were to actually happen, then a Presidential Address to the Nation scheduled for today might start something like this:

 

“My fellow Americans, or – as I prefer to think of you – my loyal and obedient slaves…The rumors that this administration has been under the rule of my dictatorship… that I have displayed complete disregard for the U.S. Constitution…and that I blatantly exercise complete control over the lawmaking process via executive orders which have been bought and paid for by my communist controllers who are hell-bent on absolutely destroying this country… have NOT been greatly exaggerated…”

 

;-) Ruckus

 

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