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Obama finally comes out and says it: I'm a Satanist.

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“Putin has been informed and his armies have been mobilized . “We have to stop him before he destoys the world.” he was quoted as saying.

“chemtrails have evil curses in them but they are not dangerous to us because the heavy metals fall on the ground before they are carried very far and the other stuff is washed down to america by the rain – but still we can’t be too careful we’ll have to take out the planes as a matter of priority after we invade”

the bankers in zurich were besides themselves with shock – “he has blown our entire cover. now what will we do?” they babbled as they headed into their coven to convene another ‘seance- with- satan’ as they like to call it.

“All will be well!” the spirit repeated “All will be well, ha ha!, get into the bunkers and I will provide you with a kingdom - you can reign over the spiders.” 

“huh! we’ve been duped. Hey Satan, you promised!”

The roar of laughter was like nothing they had heard before and echoed throughout  the chamber like a recurring nightmare, until he was gone. 

They quickly entered their bunker anyways as they heard the bombs, but after 4-5 minutes the lights went out.

“Hi this is Lynn Leahaz…….”they heard as they turned on their cokmputer

“Oh shut up.” they murmured and switched it off.



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    • Danishsaxonblood

      Lol

    • skreamer

      Your bullcrap headlines need to stop!
      Where does Obama say that?
      This is about the 10th piece of BULLCRAP headlines i have seen you do!!
      You need to go away with your fantasies!
      You need special help!
      Please someone help her!!
      Do they actually pay you to lie?

      • NWO for Dummies.

        Its true, Ohama is a boner. they are all satanists. spread the word ………the country is in the grip of the devil. you need to repent of your sins and don’t tell others what they can and cannot write.

        look up Obama’s “Yes we can! ” slogan played in reverse on youtube. In reverse you can hear very clearly “thank you satan,!” even when the people say it. reverse speech is a powerful tool for revealing the truth of the foreward speech. this has been proven countless times and is used in therapy. you seem to need a bit yourself.

        • NWO for Dummies.

          not the country but its controllers are mostly and that includes the 5th estate….the media.

    • Bill Lyle

      You people get so upset when you find out that I’m not Obama. Geez. It would be funny, if it wasn’t….. nah, it’s pretty funny.

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