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Name 1 Thing that BIN got right.... 1 thing??????

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I emplore you, the unwashed masses.  Please, for the love of my sanity, list ONE, SINGLE, SOLITARY THING that all of you ‘Mensa’ BIN contributors have got right in the past 5 years?!?!  Frankly, I am boring with your lot.  The comedy is easy on my part, but it’s like being the ‘skinniest kid in Fat Camp’.  In the emortal words of the Red Lectdroids, ‘Big Deal…. So What’.  (and yes, that was a poke at all of the Grammar Nazi’s on BIN.  I know it’s spelled immortal).  But 3,456 Super Secret Bonus Points awarded to me for the most excellent “Buckaroo Banzi” reference!!!  So now, [drum roll, please], I present you with the ‘List’.  Feel Free to add on -

FEMA Camps… Wrong

Planet X…. Wrong (right Capt. PE?)

Ploe Shift…. Wrong

Hillary Stealing the Election…. Wrong

Martial Law…. Wrong

Wal Mart Tunnels (see FEMA Camps)…. Wrong

UN / Russian / Chnese Military Takeover…. Wrong

Harmonic Convergence…. Wrong (Special Shout out the the Toilet-less Pit Master)

EMP/Coronal Mass Ejection/Sun Implosion…. Wrong

Chemtrails/Morgelians…. Wrong

Rocket Stove…. O.K., I’ll give you that one, but I can cook just as well indoors

Moon/Mars/Uranus Bases…. Wrong (but there is that spot on Uranus………)

East Coast Tsunamis…. Wrong

Gulf Coast Oil Spill Mega-Disaster…. Wrong

Massive animal die-offs…. Wrong

Fukishima leading to ‘The end of Da Erf”…. Wrong

Alien/Reptilian Shape-Shifter takeover…. Wrong

WWIII…. Wrong

Child Sex Slaves/PizzaGate…. Wrong  (seriously, PizzaGate???   Find a clever nickname. will ya?)

Flat ‘Erf…. Wrong

Life under the Ice in Antarcticia…. Wrong

Hollow ‘Erf…. Wrong

10 Billion False Flags…. Wrong

Donuts…. That might be the one thing that’s eternal.  Well, that and a solid pair of BINNERS for $99.95!!!!!

 

Something…. Anything sort of resembling the truth.  That’s all I ask.  Is that too much??????

 

CS

 



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    • Anonymous

      Hey Moron,
      Your article is like blaming the tablet for what is written on it. Let me guess, you went off the deep end because your HildaBeast lost.

      • Central Scrutinizer

        No, No…. It’s properly ‘Maroon’. Get the Insult Correct.

        [Anonymous.... That's CLEVER!!!!!!!... Not exactly original, but 0.35 Super Secret Bonus Points for being clever]

        But you still didn’t address the heart of my ‘published article’ [as a journalist, and all. I even got a Press Pass, see my BIN page if you don't believe me].

        1 thing!!!!! Name 1 thing that this collective fleabag, rag-tag group of Nostradamus’es has EVER gotten correct, in terms of a prediction. That’s all I ask. :mrgreen:

    • Boo

      Relax, the recipes are spot on. You act as if the MSM has a perfect record. The far and away story’s are quite imaginative and no one worth their salt bets their life on them. So stick to the recipes until you can calm down and see this site for what it is, National Enquire on steroids.

      • Central Scrutinizer

        Ahhhhhhhhh…… Salt.

        Hats.

        Boxing Day.

        Lifels = Capt. PE

        Apparently, ^^^^ you blokes have not been keeping up with the script.

        DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???????? :mrgreen:

    • GOLOC

      Trump won President,
      Look at it like this when you go into a Library do you bitch cause there’s Non Fiction Books on the shelve ?
      I see people all day long when you post a article from BIN they say Fake News, but they never read the article, I would rather Have a Place were I can read and or Post Fiction and Non fiction than not have a Place at all, to post anything, and or read what’s only Gov approved, Freedom of Speech is Great, that’s why BIN is #1 with me.

      • Central Scrutinizer

        Yet the latest example of a BIN dunderhead. ^^^

        I wrote “Hillary Stealing the Election”. Which was all the rage up until Dec 19th. And guess what. Each and every one of them got it wrong………

        Hence my thesis for this article. and yet, nobody has offered up 1 SINGLE, SOLITARY thing where the zoo animals were correct, in advance.

        Still waiting. (And I voted for Trump, in case you are wondering. In the land of 3 Suns…. South Texas. Where we spit on Ol’ Man Winter and call his request of cold temperatures, “a silly thing”)

        MAN….. MORE SUper Secret Bonus Points for a Monty Python reference…. I’m ON Fire!!!!! :mrgreen:

    • kom

      Jus anuther gubermint shill u r

    • wiseoldlady

      Well what Central fails to realize is Trump is 70, I am also 70, and we know what the world was like 50 years ago. It was a fabulous era….. and we have watched the plummeting “toilet” dive since LBJ. Since ovomit there has been a “sewer” dive. If that monster was left in office 2 more years every gripe Central has about falseness on BIN would erupt and happen. As for space, I will use the term “oddities”, none of us knows the truth, it has been hidden. BUT….the Gulf oil leak is still leaking and Fukishima is very real with radiation still spreading. And yes there is numerous animal die offs due to poisoned waters, chem trails, environmental damage done by the low-life elites. So there you have it in a nutshell. Fema is real as is a lot on your list which will transpire eventually with another heinous president like ovomit the hopeless nightmare.

      • wiseoldlady

        PS…Central, you do have some grammatical errors in your article and misspellings.

        • Central Scrutinizer

          PSS. Guess you ‘Evelyn Wood’ sped read right past the part about the Grammar Nazi’s.

          If the shoe fits……. :mrgreen:

      • Central Scrutinizer

        wiseoldlady, you are actually on to something, you just don’t realize it.

        “If that monster was left in office 2 more years every gripe Central has about falseness on BIN would erupt and happen”.

        That’s the whole BIN shtick! No matter how outlandish the claim, add in an impending date in the future for it to happen, and “There you have it”. Your example is classic. The sky ‘would have fallen’ if only “x” played out – If the current [failed] President had been left in just a little longer, then all bad things happen and all of the dominoes would have fallen. And guillotines would have been used (another Wrong for the ‘List).

        :mrgreen:

    • Central Scrutinizer

      $5 bucks says it was Butt Hurt Bob himself that’s responsible for the plethora of down votes on my comments.

      That’s O.K. Butt Hurt, you can play along too. No need to hide in the shadows. :mrgreen:

    • Mike

      Well, in 2012 Before It’s News reported Planned parenthood was selling aborted baby’s. Everyone laughed and said what a Hoax site, then guess what, 3 or 4 years later it is reported that Planned Parenthood is selling aborted baby parts. and the liberals cheered! BIN reported that Before It Was News to the sheeple… Go back to your flock little sheepman.

      • Central Scrutinizer

        Source story? Or do we all take your word for it [wink, wink???]. :mrgreen:

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