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Oh Salt and Hat, Oh Salt and Hat, enjoy your snack dear Lifels.....

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Well, here it is Boxing Day 2016, and as I sit, looking over my vast quantity of fine Himalayan Salt, I can only laugh at the fact that the creep kids story failed to materialize…..  WHO KNEW?????

The mystical, magical Planet must be have got picked up by the Highway Patrol on a Christmas Eve DWI roundup, CAUSE IT NEVER MADE IT TO MY HOUSE.  And I so wanted to watch the poles shift.  But then again, I’ve always wanted to watch the British tango.  [insert rim shot here]!!

Better luck with your next Fe@r Porn Calamity DeJour.  Just be careful about setting specific dates.  Then tend to roll around eventually, and you will have to consume some other part of your wardrobe.

Here is the salt….  ENJOY [I know I am, right about now....the funk so brother...  check it out now.....] 



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    • Central Scrutinizer

      Waiting breathlessly for the Apology ‘List’.

      After you finish your hat. Please take your time. Revenge is a dish best served cold. :mrgreen:

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