Mexican with world's longest schlong plans to put US porn stars out of work
Well here’s a timely story for inauguration day. Seems one Roberto Cabrera has his eye on a porn star career in the US.
How appropriate to celebrate the ascent of Donald “Build-a-Wall” Trump with the tale of a Mexican who’s gonna pole-vault right over that damned wall… with his hands in his pockets!
The rise of Cabrera and his nineteen inches of manhood is bound to blight the careers of any number of god-fearing, hard-working, all-American porn stars.
Better build that wall higher, Mr. Trump, if you’re planning to keep out this Mexican!
Source: http://theviewfromfallingdowns.blogspot.com/2017/01/mexican-with-worlds-longest-schlong.html
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If he gets to America, he can identify as gender fluid. Another record, for the female with the largest penis. Then, he can also claim, as a female, to have the largest clitoris. Oh yeah, fourth record, he’s the male with the largest clitoris.
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