Planet X Is.... Is... Gone! (True Story)
Based on some super deep info provided to me by one of EraserHeads college roommates buddies who worked at NASA, I have it on excellent authority that Planet X/Wormwood/Nibiru/The Destroyer/Nimrod [take your pick] is now ……. GONE!!
I know, Incredible right? Well, according to my source, the flying rods of the late 90′s interwebs fame were not just some optical illusion, but were indeed actual things that when combined, like the Wonder Twins ‘activate’, could do some serious business.
Apparently, the Chemtrailing of the past decade was designed to keep the rods from flying ‘out’ of our atmosphere [I know, who knew???]. The pesky Russians hacked into some gmail account and uncovered the passwords for both The Reptilian Overlord and none other than Ashtar him(her)-self, and they had some compromising pictures of said ‘rods’.
So, they trained the rods to collectively fly into Planet X, almost Armageddon-style, and they pushed the killer Planet into an anti-ecliptical plane, where it was swallowed by a Black Hole.
What a relief. The coming Pole shift is now cancelled, due to lack of participation. But that is not to be confused with the Ukranian Square Dance, nor the Uzbeckistani Street Battle Dance-Off.
I videoed the entire operation with a fairly inexpensive telescope, outfitted with my pair of BINNER 2.0 glasses. I am holding the evidence in escrow until somebody ponies up a cool [wait for it]……….. One Million Dollars!!!!
#BlackHolesMatter
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can’t wait.
hey Central–we can all get on bin and make our little silly comments for entertainment value–or,we can do the actual research and find the truth–going to give you one name–Dr Eric Becklin,phd-he is the leading expert on infra red–his latest project is the sofia–the 8 ft infra red tele like hubble that he put in a 747 that flies on the edge of space–many other nasa projects–you can find him and his e-mail online–report back to us what he tells you–there many other experts(phd’s) that you can talk to also–we are all waiting with bated breath
b4, He said “run far and fast, away from this b4 fellow”.
And then he said, “I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper”…..
What a strange person!
I had sprayed turpentine gum spirits into the toilet, said the magic word, flushed it and wahlahhhh, the swamp in Washington D.C. was drained!
Then I gave 1,000+911 Hail Marrys, Tom Bradys, then finished it all with “The NFL referees knew Tom Brady deflated the football during the games conspiracy” and wahlahhh, all politicians became knights in shining armor!
Then I ate a pizza and all pedophiles from Pizzagate showed up at my door step and turned themselves in to be arrested.
Can I prove any of this? Of course not because it’s an optical illusion in virtual reality and you have to be in a coma like the brain dead protestors from #DisruptJ20.
Come on now, please tell me you have some proof to what you’re saying because right now my story seems much more realistic.
Your ^^^ comedy is lacking. It has a decent beat and is easy to dance to.
I’ll give it a 5.
FOR SHAME BIN Editors. You hijacked my awesome title.
But, there, I fixed it. Satire, indeed. Check with EraserHead. It’s all on the up and up.
Seems Legit!!!