I Demand You Recognize Me as a Superhero!! Or Else!

When I was a kid growing up I wanted to be just like this guy.  Captain Marvel.  I can’t tell you how many times I tried the “Shazam” bit, looking up in the sky waiting for, and actually believing, that lightning would come down from the heavens and turn me into the superhero I thought I was destined to be.

Like a lot of kids who wanted to be like superman or some other super hero, I tried to help the fantasy along by securing one of mom’s freshly laundered blankets around my neck and jumping off the back bumper of the family’s less than aerodynamic Ford Grenada.

I musta done that more than a hundred times…each time becoming more determined than ever to tap into the secret power that no one else in my part of the world seemed to have. Still no super human strength, no ability to fly. 

I couldn’t even muster up enough power to at least hover for few measly seconds. About all I got for my trouble was a tanned hide for dirtying up mom’s clean blanket. Can you even imagine that? 

A superhero, getting turn over her knee and getting spanked.  Humiliating.

This video will prove we live in a seriously messed up world!

Of course, I had unlterior motives.  I wanted to be like captain Marvel partly to fight crime and partly cause I thought I’d be able to impress wonder woman should I ever meet her in my crime-fighting exploits.  Heck…I woulda even settled for a make out session with Isis.  I don’t remember if “hottie” was a word back then, but I definitely thought both of these foxy women coulda used a superhunk like me.  That is, if I could ever get this shazam thing to work right.

I know this all sounds stupid.  But, what can I say, I was a stupid kid, consumed for a time, with unrealistic thoughts that were out of touch with reality.  No matter how much I identified with or wanted to be a real super hero with super human powers, I eventually had to mature and come to terms with the facts of life.  I found out real quick that when reality opposes you, it’s best to come in line with it or life isn’t gonna treat you very well.  Thank god I didn’t try to jump off a building or something.  And can you imagine if I entered my teens, twenties and thirties with the same mentality of “any moment know, Shazam is gonna work for me, and I’m gonna be the super hero I always knew was.”  

What if I demanded that everybody around me, view me as Captain Marvel.  What if I hooked up with a group of people who thought THEY were super heros, because that’s what we all identified as?  What if I went even further and sought to have laws passed that would fine you a large sum of money if you didn’t recognize me as the thing with which I identified?  You’d think me and my group of wanna-be super heroes were all a bunch of psychos and would probably call the nearest funny farm and have us locked away so we could get some professional help.  

So, why is this guy, Bruce Jenner any different.  I’m sure in his hay day a lotta kids aspired to be just like him as they ate their wheaties and stared at the cereal box that bore his image…sheeh in his prime he was actually looked at as a kind of superhero. But now he says he’s Transgender.  He was born as a guy but says he “identifies” as a woman.  Actually, he says that for all intents and purposes he IS a woman.  Look…You can do what you want, dress like you want, have consentual sex with whom you want….it’s your life…just don’t force me or anyone elsed to lie and make us call you a female when the facts say you’re a male.  I don’t care what you identify as…If I know what you are…I’m gonna address as what you are.  If you’re watching this and you believe you’re transgender…live your life, believe what you wanna believe and feel free to disregard the truth.  I’m not going to try to convince you that I’m a heterosexual male, I could care less if you believe me or not and I’m never gonna try to force you to believe what you don’t want to believe.  And whether you wanna come to terms with the facts or not, that’s YOUR choice.  But the fact is… we live in a  truly disturbing time…a time in which a MAN can ACTUALLY win the Woman of the Year award and large portions of the population applaud this nonsense.  What in the Hell is going on??

Again, if you’re a guy who Identifies as a woman, or a woman who Identifies as a guy, you shouldn’t care less what my opinion is….which really isn’t my opinion…its just the flat out truth.  You go about your business and I’ll go about mine.  But my question is: Where does the madness stop?

OH…it keeps on going?  Yeah

Rachael Dolezel…believes she’s Trans Racial. She was clearly born with white skin but says she identifies as and is, in fact, according to her a black woman.  

But wait there’s more.

This 52 year old father of seven, named Paul, believe’s he’s a six-year old little girl named Stephonee who likes to kiss 300lb. male Harly riders as they try on his dresses.  Wait…if he’s a six-year old little girl now, and a 300lb Male Harley rider is kissing him…isn’t that pedophilia?  Maybe somebody should call the authorities about this one and they should launch an investigation.  I mean, Paul, you do want people to believe you’re a six year old little girl, right?  Well, you might wonder what a six year old little girl in a man-sized body does for a living.  Wait a minute.  What state are they in?  You mean they let six year olds drive a snow plow in that area?  

But where does the insanity stop.  At what point is enough enough?  Apparently the sky’s the limit, cause now we have Transabled people.  Like this woman who they claim has Body Integrity Identity Disorder.  She had a desire to go blind so she enlisted the help of a psychologist who put drain cleaner in her eyes eventually causing her to lose her sight.  If this isn’t they height of selfishness, I don’t know what is.  Knowing that you’re actions are going to make you a liability to others is absolutely ridiculous.

Then we have the trans-species.  This girl literally believes she’s a cat.  And people in her life, including here boyfriend believe her…cause, I mean, we wouldn’t wanna hurt anybody’s feelings these days would we?

She can believe what she wants to believe…the fact is….She’s a 20-year old female human, Bruce is a man, Rachael is white, and Paul ain’t a six-year old girl, he’s a fat ugly dude in a frilly dress, lipstick and pigtails.  If these people are what they claim to be, then I am Captain Marvel….Infact…I’m pulling my transgenerational card right now.  As of this moment I’m a 68-year old Captain Marvel who is eligible to collect social security.  If Shazam won’t work for me…maybe a bankrupt government program can.  So, if you’ll excuse me I need to make my way to the nearest social security office and collect on a couple checks…cause I feel like I’ve been identifying as a 68-year old for a couple years now.  I’ll see you guys in the next video.