What up in the Kingdom?

Doug Saunders, Canada’s answer to Thomas Friedman, laid a bit of an egg with his opinion piece in the Globe yesterday, if you want to know my six dollars and thirty cents worth. I mean, what was that other than another not-so-thinly veiled plug for his book?

Ya Doug, we know! You’ve got a book coming out. Maximum Canada… I hope a hundred million Canadians get to read it someday. Now try to write your column without mentioning that you’ve a book coming out.

By the way, I’m guessing you’ve noticed by now you miss-spelled the name of Canada’s Immigration Minister. Five times in one editorial. Come on, Doug, pull up your socks! I pay $6.30 every Saturday to read this shit.

But anyway, what’s afoot in The Kingdom? Looks to me like the boss princeling is working overtime putting his stamp on things. Let’s see… so far, he’s engineered the Yemen war.

Epic fail.

The collapse of global oil prices.

Epic fail. As far as I can see, that ambitious strike against Russia and Iran turned out to be a near-mortal self-inflicted wound more than anything.

Let’s not forget the brouhaha with Qatar. The only question about that fail is how epic it’ll turn out to be in the final analysis.

And now, the putsch. The “night of the long knives” as some are calling it. The KSA hasn’t seen this much intrigue since Bandar Bush went AWOL for a spell a few years ago! The Hariri angle is the icing on the cake.

Netanyahu went overboard trying to make hay out of that one. Hmm… maybe Hariri knows something? Maybe he knows that the immediate future of his country is looking rather bleak, and he’d rather spend the next few weeks in Riyadh than in Beirut?

But back to the putsch. One thing I’m wondering; was this a preemptive strike? Did Crown Prince MBS get wind of something and decide he’d rather be the hammer than the nail? In any event, looks like there could be a rush of “high net worth” Saudi refugees looking for a roof soon.

Or a luxury suite. Or a few floors of a five star hotel. Luckily, Canada has the infrastructure in place to accommodate this imminent refugee flow.

The Lebanese won’t be a problem either, once the fireworks start. I mean, half those folks already hold Canadian passports. They won’t even be refugees… they’ll just be coming home!

Hezbollah today, here tomorrow! That’s OK too. At least it’ll get easier to find a decent tabbouleh. And that divine Bekaa Valley Blonde those people are renowned for.

I wouldn’t worry about the Israelis either. Most of those people already hold US or German passports, so let them go there. The rest we can take in as refugees. That would make up for the shame of the MS St. Louis debacle back in ’39.

So between a couple million Israelis, six million Lebanese, and whoever can escape the clutches of the Insane Clown Prince, I figure we could be welcoming a good ten million refugees in the next few months.

Looks like we’ll be well on our way to Maximum Canada!