Gillet Has a New "Commercial" for Jussie Smollett! You Have to See it!

When we at Gillette designed our new razors we had only the ultimate beta male in mind.

A man who could effortlessly fend off common sense as well as throw all caution to the wind and all rationality out the window.

A man with feelings of hatred that run so deep for his fellow man that he would dare weave a tale so bizarre, so unbelievable even the Communist News Network would call him out on his Bullshit.

A man with piles of money and D-list notoriety who didn’t mind braving inclimate, life-threatening, sub zero, skin-destroying weather to satisfy his longing for a subpar sandwich that would succumb to freezer burn fifty feet from the restaurant door.

A man who could stand upon the frozen streets of Chiraq and fend off racist, homophobic attackers with a cellphone in one hand and a frozen sub in the other while remaining keenly unaware that a noose had been slipped around his exposed neck and Clorox poured on his face while somehow managing to maintain it’s liquidity in sub arctic temperatures.

A man who would leave said rope around his neck for over 40 minutes until police arrived after which he would request that they turn off their body cameras and respect his privacy while he wiped away that last crumbs of said footlong off his beard.

A man who is so bent on cultivating a climate of racial tension and hatred, that he’d do anything…anything to demonize the white race in a headlong effort to instigate a full-fledged race war.

A man who could easily influence and court the favor of political morons like Alexandria Ocasio-(world’s gonna end in 12 years) Chavez Cortez, who, without examination of the facts definitively declared this to absolutely be “a racist and homophobic attack.”

A man who, with his purchase of a single footlong, managed to secure free footlongs for life when he’s placed in general population.

A man who now has to hire professional high-powered liars (lawyers) to protect his ass from criminal prosecution

For those men….We Unveil

Gillette Eau-Du-Smollett

The best a story-telling, hypocritical, race-baiting beta male can get

Gillette is the proud sponsor of what could have been the new LA Riots if it hadn’t been for alternative media foiling our plans for world domination by overthrowing America by fomenting a race war based on the 100% fabricated story of future former Empire Star Jussie Smollett.

When you have less than two brain cells to rub together and no balls to say what needs to be said in a world that’s hell-bent on consuming fake news and the psychotic and hollow words of political psychopaths, Gillette really is the best an orwellian-controlled, zombie-like horde of LEFTIST wing nuts can get.