Internet Unleashes Fury on Washington Post Article

I wanna take a couple minutes and just recognize the good humor at the expense of the Washington compost pile. Stone cold murderer Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi died and a couple hours ago the Washington compot posted this on their website.

Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State dies at 48.

Never mind that the guy is a psychopathc terrorst murderer…let’s just highlight the fact that he’s a “religious scholar” Needless to say, the internet does what the internet does best jump into the fray.

So, what’s top trending on Twitter right now? #WaPoDeathNotices

Here are some of the reactions: (clip)

Here are a couple more that seriously spoof WaPos blatant disregard for the most relevant truth about a guy known to be a rutheless and brutal mass murderer.

Charles Manson, devout family man and Beach Boys super fan, passes away at 83.

The Wicked Witch of the West, beauty seeker, fire starter and flying ace, melts away.

Jack the Ripper, mysterious patron of working girls in London’s Whitechaple district, presumed dead.

Jeffrey Epstein, financier, philanthropist, and friend to royalty, dies in austere, one room apartment

Xenomorph Queen, Mother, and Director of Operations on LV-426 Maternity Ward, dies at 37 in a tragic construction accident.

I cannot BELIEVE they phrased it like this, like y’all, phrasing matters! Who at

@washingtonpost

thought this was a good idea?

Local flying enthusiast perishes in water accident.

Scar, undervalued ruler of Pride Rock and peace lover with hyaenas killed in vicious attack by nephew

Ursela, noted founder of Make a Wish Foundation dies in boating accident.

Jack Torrance, hotel impresario, family man dies from all work and no play.

Mr. Stay-Puft, dedicated sailor, was brutally murdered during his shore-leave in NYC. The 4 suspects were unlawfully using paranormal assault weapons & are still at large. They drive a converted ambulance & are considered armed & dangerous

Noted psychiatrist, wine connoisseur, and organ meat enthusiast, Hannibal Lechter, has died at 80.

Judas Iscariot, philanthropist and spiritual ambassador, dies at 36.

Cruella de Vil Animal rights activist, socialite and lover of fine furs, died in car crash

This is like describing Osama Bin Laden as a “peace activist”.

Today we remember Vlad the Impaler. He spearheaded initiatives that touched the hearts of many.

Ursula, Body Positivity Activist and lead organizer for Make a Wish Foundation Underwater Division, stabbed to death by privileged clients who refused to pay for her excellent service.

Washington Post, defender of free press and of freedom of expression, died yesterday due to poisoning by fake news.

Thanos, renowned exotic stone-collector and expert finger-snapper, passed away attempting to save the world from human-initiated climate change

Michael Myers, Halloween enthusiast and self-proclaimed surgeon, still not dead at 47.

Jeffrey Dahmer, connoisseur of exotic and locally sourced meats dies at 34

“Benito Mussolini, Committed Proponent of On-Time Train Schedules, Dies In Italy”

After a long search missing media contributor and amateur anatomy researcher Jack the Ripper presumed dead

Jack the Ripper, unconventional romantic, knifing expert, and reknown London nightlife fixture, dead at 56

Ted Kennedy, supporter of American alcohol companies, stunt driver, and underwater escape artist dies at 77.

Jeffery Dahmer alternative food source activist and photographer dies at 34

Darth Vader …political leader …was able to take unemployment on Alderaan down to zero