Deep State celebrates inauguration of 1000 year reign of wokeness

America has turned the page!

President Biden made a rousing speech promising to unify the nation – except for those 74 million domestic terrorists who voted for Trump. After four years of unbridled bombast, Biden’s evident humility is certainly a breath of fresh air. Then again, humility comes easily to a career politician who has accomplished nothing in fifty years in politics, at least nothing that improved the lives of the “regular folks” who so overwhelmingly voted for him.

The “poet laureate” was even more inspirational than Sleepy Joe. Her poem, “The Hill We Climb,” stands as a personal coda to what can be achieved in America. The twenty-something overcame the hardships of being raised by a single mom, and survived the ignominy of being forced to attend a $40k/yr private school to get to where she stood today. She has already mooted her own White House run for 2036, so perhaps she’ll stand there again someday.

Anything is possible in America… if only we believe!

As Joe stood at the podium heralding the triumph of truth, the master of lies was slinking off to his Florida bunker, no doubt to await the Russian submarine that is on its way to the Lake Worth Lagoon for an imminent exfiltration mission.

Happy trails, Mr. Trump!