Business as usual for the Toronto Maple Leafs

As in, after fifty-plus years of missing out on the finals, this supposed hockey hotbed treats us to another frustrating finale. 

Let’s face it. Front office is a bunch of good ole boy hockey insiders, the kind of guys who make sure their pals have plush sinecures somewhere in the ranks. And they do! And they have and they will, no matter how bad the team these wankers are supposedly responsible for SUCKS!!!

The beautiful thing about having a Toronto franchise, and this is why the Leafs are one of the top sports brands, with a value well into the billions, for a team that hasn’t come within a sniff of the Stanley Cup for over half a century, is that Canadians are so stupid they’ll boycott this run-on sentence before they boycott the Leafs!

Rise up Leaf Nation. Away with Dubas. Away with Shanahan! Off with their heads!