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The guys who flunk terrorist training

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There’s a story in the news today about a terrorist attack in Kampala. Three suicide bombers blew themselves up and took out three people.

I don’t imagine that 1:1 kill ratio is considered anything to be proud of in terrorist circles. Pretty sure that ain’t gonna get you the 77 virgins. That’s too bad, because these poor guys aren’t gonna get another chance at the Terrorist Hall of Fame, are they?
Nobody on any side is gonna want to have anything to do with these losers in the afterlife.
Whenever they bust one of these terror cells, there’s always talk about financing and training. Disrupting the finance networks is gonna strangle these terror cells, they tell us.
But seriously, how much training can it possibly take to get a dim-witted Muslim kid to put on a vest and push a button? And the finance requirements would be minimal too.
So three terrorists take out three random people somewhere over there. So what. We see stories all the time about one strategically placed suicide bomber taking out dozens, even hundreds. Those are the guys who get the 77 virgins!
The reason this is news is because it happened in Uganda, a pet protectorate of the Nations of Virtue. Seems this sort of stuff has been spreading in Africa, especially after we dispatched Wacky Ghadaffy.
Wasn’t he the butt of every anti-Arab joke for 100 years. We toyed with him, ridiculed him, and eventually killed him. Along the way we forgot he was the guy who kept African migrants out of the Mediterranean, and thus out of Europe.
Ten years later, we profess shock that the chaos we brought to Libya has spread far beyond…
Wacky Ghadaffy’s revenge!


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