why don’t you tell the story about santa claus or the easter bunny? more entertaining,believable, then this crap..word of god eh…..bible interp petation…is like looking in a dumpster for something to eat……before,during,after the time of jesus much chaos,war,death,destruction was going on—many many bible schucksters selling “biblical” manuscripts to make a living…adding the name,mark,luke,matthew,etc got you a better price–there was thousands of thousands of these written and stuck in caves,left in crappy houses, other places where so called “priests” hung out–20 mostly homo dudes living together,sharing food,dicks,etc…it was a way to survive –then about 370AD this king constanetine decided we needed a better manual to live by–so he had a bunch of these nut jobs gather a lot of these stupid,evil manuscripts together,picked the ones he liked and called it the “hoely bible”around 400,440AD–follow it or we will kill you–you had the start of the cath o lick church,the most ruthless band of devil people ever assembled–the bible in one hand,the sword of death in the other,obey the edicts of the church or your dead…the 6000 years of church history is nothing more than power,money,death,torture,abuse,control,murder,rape–all in the name of god,jesus… the last 2000 years is really awful,very horrible the things people do in the name of god,jesus–if you do not know history your a mindless idiot, just talking bullshit–the bible is the book of wrath and judgement,god has never read it and never will–god would not touch anything in the bible with a ten trillion mile long pole