Expert claims 66% higher rate of myocarditis for Moderna vaxx nothing to worry about

You’ve probably seen the CBC story about all those fussy folks walking away from the Moderna vaccine if that’s what’s offered when they go for their booster shot. The narrative managers at CBC have decided to nip that irresponsible bit of effrontery in the bud.

To that end, Julianne Hazlewood interviewed a 70 year old virologist just after the eight o’clock news this morning. He reassured the audience that the Moderna vaccine is so safe and effective that he, an expert, personally requested it by name.

Our expert even brought some stats with him. Of every 100k vaccinations with Pfizer, 1.5 people will develop myocarditis, or swelling of the heart, whereas with Moderna, the number is 2.5, which he assured us is “nothing, only one more person per 100k vaccinations.”

I thought, hold the phone, Mr. Expert. An increase from 1.5 to 2.5 isn’t nothing.

It’s a 66% higher chance of getting myocarditis with your vaccination!

That’s hundreds more myocarditis cases when you’re vaccinating all of Canada.

But not too worry. According to the expert, myocarditis is no big deal – there’s plenty of safe and effective pharmaceutical products out there to fix up your myocarditis in no time!

Do you ever get the impression that a lot of these “experts” are just glorified vaccine salesmen?