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Jim Breuer Stand-Up Comedy: COVID Vax Regret (Video)

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by N.Morgan

The undeniable Jim Breuer puts a funny spin on vaccine regret and the bad side effects.. Yes, I know it isn’t nice to laugh about this, but we all need humor in these dark times..

The COVID shots are actually making you sick but at least you can go to a ball game, send your kids to school and go back to work.
https://www.youtube.com/c/Breuniverse

 

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    • Daughter of the Church

      Yes it is funny, but then when you realize that it is about sisters, nieces, cousins, babies who have been poisoned, then one think vengeance. What is the most dreadful form of torture? It is to be boiled as a lobster, but not all at once. The way is to chain the poisoner backward on all four limbs as to have the belly been dipped first in a large marmite of boiling water for a few seconds, then pulled-out for brief recovery, until been dipped again and again. This kind of torture to death was given to the poisoners in the Middle Age. The first case occur during market hour of the public place of a town where a cook had been found guilty of poisoning.

      Of course, this kind of punishment, for all terrible it is, is nothing compared to what’s waiting in hell for the cabal of poisoners of the COVID19 scamdemic.

    • Daughter of the Church

      … some more grim details about the first case of condemnation to death by boiling of a poisoner.

      The said cook had salted his marmite with a ‘powder’ that had been given to him. He had been told that this powder was a harmless laxative. This cook was in fact the private chef of the mansion of the bishop of the diocese. It happen that the guests died, except for the bishop, who had not eaten because he was ‘under the weather’ during that meal.
      The chef was quickly arrested and was questioned (according to the Middle Age’s customs). He admitted thinking playing a joke by administering a mere laxative. This how he was condemned to be boiled to death, in the way I told in the lines above. The condemnation to death by boiling because the first case, and set a precedent to the future cases, until, this form of punishment was abolished. An abolition by the poisoner?

      In all case, the torture to death by boiling was set as it was the customs: that is at around noon during market day. It is said that the cook was roaring in pain in such a horrible manner, that some women passed-out.

      • Fake News = The False Prophet

        Bet you are the life and soul of the party…

        • Daughter of the Church

          Admittedly shocking thoughts, since Christians, must leave the judgement to God, and most certainly the vengeance to Him. Vengeance, certainly, but what about prevention? It is a must to eliminate a dangerous individual for the sake of protection to the innocents, otherwise, it is cowardly complicity. Back in the 1980′s the law to burn at stake the witches was abolished in England. No witches had been burned at stake in a very long time, because there had not been any reason to burn one. Did the witches kept low key? due to that terrible threat? This said abolition was sponsored by the lobby of the witches of England. How about that !!! What is the result? are the witches behaving well? I am not speaking of the folklore; of the Harry Potter’s fantasy, but about the witches which will cast spell, bring pestilences in the home; sow seeds of evil during the night. Be honest. Are not the witches back?
          Then what about the poisoners? If caught, a little time in jail, and then out. That is for the small-time arsenic little old lady, but what about the mass-poisoners whose faces are shown everyday? They are getting away. If each of those international criminal poisoner saw one of their confrere been boiled to death during prime-time, surely those poisoners take an early retirement.
          This somewhat rustic correction of boiling the poisoners as well as burning at stake the witches would efficiently protect the innocents. To prevent such “correctione rusticorum” under the pretense of ‘humane justice’ is the essence of a true legal hate crime.

        • Daughter of the Church

          Ad addendum. I am fully aware of the shocking ideas that I propagate on this comment section of what is a show of black humoring by a talented stand-up comedian. However the idea of returning to rustic corrections of the most devious criminals is of the same emotional caliber. We are facing a cabal of international poisoners of humanity. We may laugh, but we may act also. I am not speaking of ‘hang-them-high kangaroo courts’, but of revamped rules of laws used by court houses or even better by inquisition tribunals conducted by clerics and supervised by abbots & bishops.
          I won’t drift by speaking of the recent rising-up of a cult of torture world-wide, and particularly in ‘progressists’ big American cities. It has been started and embraced by President G.W. Bush, as a mean to combat ‘terrorism’. Here in San Francisco, there are regular ‘torture instrument exhibits’. Yes! we never went, but the San Francisco Chronicle had a piece on it. Who attended? the regular weirdoes, and I suspect groups of declared lesbians, perhaps brigades of feminazi.
          The cult of torture may be underground, but is real.
          As for the witches. They are real. I’ll retype a testimonial from a brother militant which was the subject to many maléfices and curses through the course of a few years. It was in San Francisco. The brother militant never trespassed on anyone, but only, in private long-hand letters or short hand-written notes recommended those poor souls to amend their lives. He was…

        • Daughter of the Church

          - – - continuation of the “Ad Addendum” – - -

          … amend their lives. He was quickly the subject of an oppressive sense of been unwelcomed in the entire City. Once he received a ‘spiritual venomous spit’ which caused him an abscess for a few hours. This is the narrative, that I may type.

          Our militant was forming queue at a popular ‘Bio grocery store’, it is not one of those national food chain, but an authentic local store, remarkable by the unusual quantity of clercs who all seem to wear the most frightening tattoos & piercing. That was nearly twenty years ago, when that kind of body art was not universal. It was rush hour, when something odd happen, which was a cashier’s changing. Something usually not done when the store is busy. The new incoming cashier had not the appearances of any of the other clercs of the store. A manager? No! she was not the manager, but she had to be known by all the staff members, as well as by some clients standing around our ‘militant of the RCC’ for there suddenly came a quiet silence. This lady had some aristocratic posture which imposed respect. She was tall and well proportioned, dressed with a black silk robe and a sort of black châle. What our militant noticed first, while approaching the cash register, because it was his line, was the precisely cut of the hair dew of the woman. Her hair were separated in two contrasting colors. One side was ebony black while the other was milk white. When his turn arrived, our militant…

        • Daughter of the Church

          - – - continuation & end of the “Ad Addendum” – - -

          … One side was ebony black while the other was milk white. When his turn arrived, our militant saw her face, which had two rings of piercing on each corner of the mouth. The woman spoke softly, complimenting about the wise choice of what he was buying and in particular about some couscous. This is when suddenly came the attack. The woman hissed quietly, and (I trust the testimonial, since it comes from a Catholic) the entire facial took the aspect of a viper, with the piercing rings taking the appearances of fangs. Our man instinctively turned his head, and took the curse at the level of the carotide. It took a second.
          The ‘venomous spiritual spit’ took effect a few hours later. Our militant prayed for the forgiveness of the witch. He was healed by the next morning.
          This is a testimonial, that I’d not waste my time typing having the slightest doubt of it veracity.
          Witches exist. Should they be let loose upon the innocent lambs and sheep? or should the guard dogs of the Good Shepherd be able to do the job they have been created for?

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