Droid On Meth, Darth Vader Loses His Hearing, Imperial Forces Recruiting Video
Times have been tough for everyone’s favorite astromech droid these past few years. Hopefully the news of new Star Wars movies on the way can help R2D2 get his life back on track. Heed this public service message from a R2 unit fallen on hard times, treat your body like a temple, not a trash can.
R2-D2 has seen his fair share of Jedis sniffing or smoking their way into deep into the dark side.
Hard of Hearing Vader // by Jon Friedman
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The Imperial Recruiter // by HelloGreedo
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