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Droid On Meth, Darth Vader Loses His Hearing, Imperial Forces Recruiting Video

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Times have been tough for everyone’s favorite astromech droid these past few years. Hopefully the news of new Star Wars movies on the way can help R2D2 get his life back on track.  Heed this public service message from a R2 unit fallen on hard times,  treat your body like a temple, not a trash can.

R2-D2 has seen his fair share of Jedis sniffing or smoking their way into deep into the dark side. 

 

Hard of Hearing Vader // by Jon Friedman

You can find more of Jon’s work on his BlogTwitter and of course YouTube feeds.

 

 

The Imperial Recruiter // by HelloGreedo

 

Visit Distracted by Star Wars for more humorous takes on the Empire and the Jedis



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