20 Weirdest Ads for Things You Can Find on Craigslist

The internet provides connectivity for nearly the entire world, including the basement dwellers who nobody knew existed until the dial-up age began. This means you can find anything and everything on the world wide web.

Craigslist seems to attract some of the oddest people, creating a bizarre virtual flea market with some of the strangest listings ever! Are you ready to laugh, cringe, and drop your jaw?

Here is a list of the 20 weirdest ads you can find on Craigslist!

1. Wearing out the Welcome

Used panties, including a variety of thongs, g strings, booty shorts, and full panties! Not only did frat girls wear these skivvies, but then threw them at pledges during rush week.

Show up to Lancaster with $125 and you inherit the entire collection! It doesn’t mention whether or not they washed the underwear, but if I had to take a stab at it, no.

2. Baby Faker

Buying used panties seems a little strange, but purchasing used pregnancy tests messes with morality. Nonetheless, for $60, you can share the news after your visit to Manhasset, with two tests to show there’s no mistake!!

Good news for the baby faker, the seller did not use any bodily fluids on this test, leaving them to only worry about how to fake the baby 9 months from now.

3. Fake It ‘Til You Make It

Last I checked, everybody pees. But just in case you find yourself needing more urine, you can have 3 ounces of synthetic urine for $35.

4. Thanks for Flying

San Francisco offers a wide variety of excitement including scenic tours, amazing foods, an exciting nightlife, and used flight attendant undergarments. For $33/$35, you can choose the style, color, and wear time your new panties saw.

Looks like this Craigslist business is taking flight!

5. Desperate Times

This nice gal just needs a playmate for her V flower. However, she does not want any old thing coming in to make her life hard; she has standards!

Said penis must:

• pass a health screen
• work and drive
• meet her Lily regularly
• miss football games for Christmas festivities
• complement her
• engage in romantic activities and “sweaty monkey sex”
• visit her V exclusively

The best of Craigslist right here, folks! Typically I’d say, don’t be a dick, but if you did this, maybe you want to be one.

6. Wholesome Advice for the Gentlemen

If you’re a man in search of good loving, and you came too late to land the woman above, somebody generously posted free, advice to help you spark a relationship and keep it lit.

Does anybody really search Craigslist for relationship advice?

7. Did You Leave Your Leg On the Bus?

Legit question to ask on a community board anytime you find a prosthetic leg on your ride to work! However, I’m going out on a limb to say that the poster is a leg girl based on their enthusiasm.

She not only tried on the boot but proceeded to ask questions about the cost of a one-foot pedicure and attempt to attach the prosthetic to a personality.

This ad might be my favorite of all the Craigslist fails, but I cannot help but wonder how they walked off at their stop!

8. I Smell a Conspiracy

This chef stinks, literally! He proudly placed an ad about purposely passing gas on all 37 of his employees, in alphabetical order, over the course of 3 months! He explains the guidelines, like how they had to know he broke wind and categorizes the types of farts.

I wonder what he is cooking up next!

9. Your Experiment Stinks

People are always looking for handouts. This one wants your poop for a science experiment!

However not any doo will do. They make it very clear that diarrhea is unacceptable, so do this kid a solid!

10. Crappy Situation

This Vancouver resident courteously expresses disapproval over somebody pooping in their parking stall during the night. The go on to help the culprit pinpoint them self and then explain socially acceptable places to do their duty.

Looks like a number 2 is the number 1 way to upset your neighbors.

11. The Purrr-fect Employee

There are a lot of weird Craigslist ads, but this one competes with the absolute strangest. I admire this guy’s ambition for finding a way to do what he loves, nothing.

This human provides a resume to show how he makes an amazing at do to his experience in laziness and offers to allow somebody to own him. He doesn’t even want money! Just food, shelter, and love. Not many pets come free, so don’t let this deal pass you by!

12. Drive It Home with Honesty

One of the worst parts about shopping online is not knowing if you will receive a quality product. Stick to the funny Craigslist car ads for a good laugh and truth This ad promises a car that sucks, leaving potential buyers zero question about the trash they’re considering buying.

Details include:

• bad paint job
• ugly interior
• broken engine
• clean title

No games, just straightforward honesty; this guy has zero shot of ever working for a car dealership.

13. Sailing Free

This ad offers a deceased grandfather’s free sailboat. Sounds pretty cool, and nothing like the previous whack job listings… until you read on. this free boat contains a rudder, but no sails, boom, or trailer.

It’s still free, so who’s complaining?

The clincher comes when you find out where old Grandpa stored his boat, in the swimming pool. Let’s chalk it up to dementia and sail along.

14. When You’ve Gotta Go

Where else in the world can you find a place to go on the go? This ad offers a toilet bike!

The designer actually meant for the bowl to serve as a comfy seat and storage space for the ride, but you know whoever rides this thing uses it to its full capacity!

15. Good pickings

Go to Maryland to grab your jar of belly button lint! The dude in the picture looks like he has a lot to spare, so no rush.

He accepts money or a fair trade, like a rifle or Harley. Please do not offer this man any sort of weapon. But you may want to offer him a generator for sale!

16. Get Rolling

There is absolutely nothing weird about offering a free human-sized hamster wheel with 50 lbs of shredded newspaper, said no one ever. Only in NYC.

17. Energize

This ad offers ‘focus and study help’ for Brooklyn dwellers. How kind!

Oh wait, are those Adderall?

18. Morning Pee

Send them your urine for them to drink; only morning pee will do! They prefer you go to Staten Island and pee in front of them for freshness.

19. Nurse!?

Gentleman seeking the sweet traveling nurse, who forced him to dance, and then went back to his hotel room for a romp. He wants to talk.

Shouldn’t they have spoken before everything else? Only in Las Vegas!

20. Dead Wrong

Everybody loves Snuggies! So warm and comfy that you don’t even notice the minor stains the person left when they died in it!

I died laughing because this is one of the weirdest ads ever.

Conclusion

Craigslist opens the door for the weirdest ads on the planet, creating bizarre opportunities for some, and endless laughter for others. Check out more oddities at our website!

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