10 Weird Sex Positions to Try Tonight

Is vanilla sex ruining your love life? Are you trying to spice up the bedroom, but aren’t necessarily into pain or multiple partners? Well, maybe it’s time to get weird.

After all, most of us do wind up being bored with sex.

Well, nothing too weird, as in creepy fetishes or stuff that could get your arrested. Weird sex positions can be great, for example. There is a big difference in sensation when you’re able to penetrate from different angles.

This list of weird sex positions can be great for those who might get tired too fast in certain positions, too. Okay you freaky guys and gals, let’s dive into some fun!

1. Scissors

This position isn’t just reserved for lesbian affairs, it’s also a great romp for straight couples. Similar perks are shared by both versions. In this one, the female will lay back, while the male gets in between and wedges himself inside.

Both partners can grind their hips for some extra friction between thrusts.

2. Standing Wheelbarrow

Okay, this might not seem as weird as the other weird sex positions, in comparison, but it’s definitely uncommon. If you want to get a workout, then this one is for you.

You start with the female on all fours. Then the male takes her by her legs and wraps them around his waist. The feeling can be very intense for both partners. You can try using a chair to rest her chest on if her wrists hurt or get tired.

3. The Nirvana

Spice up the old missionary position by making one easy modification to the old regular. Have the female lie down, but with her legs closed together. This experience will vary in intensity, depending on thigh density.

It works really well if she is athletic or skinny, but thick women can do it too!

4. The Waterfall

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, become one for your woman. Weird sex positions naturally gravitate towards flipping and turning worlds upside-down. The waterfall is all about switching roles and perspectives.

Males who are comfortable bending their penis downwards will be great for this one. Simply have the man lay, upside-down, with their backs against the side of the bed. Next, the woman slides onto him from above.

This position will vary based on the height of the bed. The woman may be able to squat from the edge of the bed, or stand over top.

5. Like a Pretzel

Does your woman like to show off her flexibility? Well, this is one that will test her powers. Have her bend over, standing up, then reach under and grab your ankles from behind. Probably the hardest of our positions to pull off, but it’s worth it.

Amazing g-spot penetration and great view for the guy, too. Just remember to take breaks because blood rushing can quickly cause dizziness.

6. Do the Frog

This might be one of those weird positions that could end up in the weird pictures gallery with a costume on. Don’t underestimate the power of the frog! Not to be confused with “froggystyle” this position is for the females.

She has to do her best impression of a frog, squatting down and backing it up. Now, the man has to do some squatting too and learn to move those hips. Feel free to use pillows for support if it gets too hard to stay in position.

7. Superwoman

Here is a great position for those looking for some tied up sex positions to try out. You can do it with or without ropes or cuffs, but you’ll need a table. This table needs to be low enough for the man to enter from the edge.

Start by having the woman lay halfway off the edge of the table. Then, the man will help support her bottom half, i.e. holding onto her ass, as he thrusts slow and steady. Depending on how comfortable she is, this position can bring some big impact.

8. The Vine

Here is another simple position that is less weird, but more uncommon. It does help if both partners are of similar heights, but can technically work still. The idea behind this position is to slink your way up the body of the woman.

Against a wall, lift her leg up and hold it, or have her drape it over your arm. This allows for nice, angled penetration and some nice rapid thrusts.

9. The Crab

What do crabs do when they get knocked on their backs? Besides flailing around, they also curl a bit, too. Take this idea and apply it to the bedroom.

Have the woman lay on her back, knees to chest, then held into place with your hands. This allows for maximum penetration, so those who are blessed with a large piece may need to use caution. On the other hand, those who have an average size will love being able to literally dive in with gusto.

10. The Horsey

Riding cowgirl is fun, but did you know all you need is one slight shift in positions to change everything? The horsey is definitely an underrated position that only seems weird to those who’ve never tried it.

The man sits up, back against the wall or headboard. The woman gets on top, but instead of straddling like normal, she places her feet on his legs. This opens her up more and allows for more direct grinding.

This position works great when paired with a vibrating couple’s ring. The friction, vibration, and close-up intimacy will bring big fireworks.

More Than Weird Sex Positions

Well, we hope this list has inspired you to look outside the box, so to speak. Sex that is spontaneous and creative is great. Striving for new ways to spice up your love life is good for couples both old and young.

If you’re looking for more weird info that may or may not be useful, check out the weird news column. The best cure for boredom is to just get weird.

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