6 Insanely Weird Things on Amazon You Can Buy Right Now

If you’re looking for a great place to score some weird products, there’s no better place to look than the world’s largest retailer — Amazon.

Don’t believe us? Amazon carries over 12 million products! If you’re looking for a specific product, even if it is a little weird, odds are Amazon sells it. 

Tired of ordering the same old things on Amazon all the time? Mix it up a little by having one of these insanely weird things on Amazon delivered to your door.

1. 55-Gallon Drum of Lube

Let’s start our list of weird stuff off right — with some lube! 

But in all seriousness, if you need lube and a lot of it, Amazon is the place to visit. Passion Lubricant understands your needs and is offering a deal you can’t pass up. With a 55-gallon drum of lube, you’ll never need to buy lube ever again. 

You have two main options for buying lube in bulk. Depending on your preferences, you can opt for the water-based lubricant for $2,169. Or, if you like 100% silicone lubricant, expect to pay $4,637. 

The description of these products says it all. “Whether you are planning a naughty night with a huge group of friends, a sexy and wet wrestling match, or you are just slicking up the slip-and-slide, this massive quantity of lube has got you covered.”

But don’t get too excited by the image of the product. As stated multiple times within the customer question section, the girl is not included with this deal. 

2. 8-Foot Gummy Python

If you’re looking for tamer, but still weird things online, look no further than this 8-foot long gummy python. 

Dubbed “The Original Party Python,” this edible treat weighs over 26 pounds. At only $119, it’s the perfect sweet snack for a children’s party.

The seller estimates the python consists of 450 servings, meaning there’s enough to go around! But, it has a shelf life of 12 months, so you can accept the challenge to tackle this tasty treat on your own.

Half of the customer ratings on this product gave five stars. Including a customer who noted, “I debated between buying this gummy worm, or an IV filled with the blood of a diabetic. I chose the gummy worm, best decision of my life.” 

3. 1931 Dracula Poster

While a poster featuring a vampire doesn’t sound too weird at first, hear us out on this one. 

This original 1931 poster promoting the thriller film Dracula comes with a very hefty price tag. It’s currently listed for $1,500,000. Nope, that’s not a typo. 

The description describes this piece as a “fantastic” one sheet with “Super bright vivid colors” and “incredible artwork.” The seller is so impressed with the quality of this poster that they are even generously throwing in free shipping! 

The comment section on this piece alone is worth a look. One user writes, “After selling my kids, 1 kidney, 2 trips to the plasma bank, I am now the proud owner of a vampire who doesn’t sparkle or turn to glitter.”

You may need a few payday loans to afford this weird item! 

4. Sheep Placenta

Do you ever feel like you’re behind the times when it comes to health supplements? Well, we’re here to tell you about the next big thing — sheep placenta. 

These handy capsules are made with, yep, you guessed it, sheep placenta. Other ingredients include grape seed extract, fish collagen, vitamin E, and zinc oxide. The seller claims that these capsules are fresh and manufactured in the US! 

Apparently, a sheep’s placenta contains antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties. The seller recommends using the capsules for its anti-aging and energy benefits. Other advertised benefits include faster metabolism and the treatment of ulcers.  

Snag a bottle of 100 capsules for less than $10! Who knew sheep placenta could be so cheap?  

5. Man-Belly Fanny Pack

While you probably haven’t felt inclined to go out and purchase any of the previous products, that’s all about to change. We bet you can’t resist purchasing the fashionable man-belly fanny pack. 

Surprisingly, there are a lot of man-belly fanny pack options available on Amazon. You can opt for a hair belly, pale belly, or even a six-pack stomach. No matter which option you choose, we bet you won’t show up wearing the same thing as your friends! 

In all seriousness, who doesn’t love a fanny pack. If your pockets are non-existent or too small, a fanny pack comes in handy. And why go with a normal fanny pack when you can get this weird one and instantly start a conversation wherever you go? 

Expect to pay somewhere around $10 for this fashion accessory depending on the variation you choose. 

6. Nothing

No, we aren’t telling you to stop spending money on weird things on Amazon. We want you to buy nothing, literally. 

Some genius person out there decided that the perfect gift for someone who already has everything is a package of nothing. Your friend will love weird gifts like this that show your true personality. 

The seller argues, “Why bother buying a knick-knack that will just accumulate dust on the shelf?” We completely see their point! 

Sadly there are no customer reviews on this product so we don’t know how the product lives us to its description. For $6.95, you could be the first customer review while getting your friend a great gift. 

Beyond the Weird Things on Amazon

All of these weird things on Amazon make great conversation starters and can bring some fun into your home.

But, as you may already know, not everything you can purchase on Amazon is weird. If you love the convenience of online shopping, consider Amazon’s Subscribe and Save option.

This is a reoccurring monthly delivery for everyday staples within your home. You customize your delivery and because you agree to a reoccurring order, you receive a nice discount as thanks. It’s a great way to stay on top of your home’s essentials while saving money at the same time. 

Looking for more ways to save money in your daily life? Check out the weird tips and tricks section of our site! 

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