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Russia has a plan.
America is most vulnerable to nuclear attack when the transfer of power is taking place.
Or so it thought.
It turns out the nuclear codes have to be committed to memory by the incumbent President.
But since Biden doesn’t even know who he is and what the American Presidency is all about due to dementia this will be committed to Kameltoe Harris.
When he learnt this Putin was alarmed “So a bad hair day could result in an American attack,” he stuttered.
DA, DA, DA! His Security Cabinet agreed.
What to do?

Someone suggested launching a first strike on her home while she is putting her makeup on.

No no that will mean she is already in power and trigger happy.

What about during the inauguration? Could that be considered election interference?
They might take it that way. 
Then someone had the solution….. it won’t matter because they’ll all be dead!
Bravo! Went up the shout. And the plan was hatched.
That’s how, little Billy, the US Government came to be in Alaska. Your mum and I met when the bomb went off.
 We watch the movie every Christmas as a reminder and because it was the day America was reborn as a free nation by the people, for the people.
Da, Putin came to our wedding. 

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