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SPOOF: President Bill Clinton originated "ISIS"!

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SPOOF: President Bill Clinton originated “ISIS”!
By Dr. Bob Uda, The Cyber-commentator
October 8, 2014

 

Remember when Bill Clinton appeared before the grand jury regarding his fling with Monica Lewinsky and said, “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”?  That was a defining moment for Bill Clinton’s legacy.  It was at that point where Clinton originated “ISIS,” which not only stands for “is” is, but it also stands for “Islamic State of Iraq and Syria.”

 

As we have all experienced, like Bill Clinton, ISIS is screwing people left and right.  Where Clinton was splitting hairs in his definition of is, ISIS is slitting heads off at the neck of thousands of Iraqis and Syrians.  Where Bill’s smooth talk gathered thousands of supporters on the left, ISIS is recruiting thousands of warfighters from around the world.  Where Clinton went in and bombed the Serbs, ISIS is bombing the Kurds.

 

Therefore, besides blaming the viciousness of ISIS on Barack Obama, Bill Clinton originated the formulation of ISIS.  Between those two presidents of the United States, they have brought ISIS killers to our borders.  The Border Patrol has already arrested 10 ISIS killers at our southern border.  When those who go undetected start lopping ordinary American citizens’ heads off, you will know who started all of this mess that we are currently experiencing.

 

LIGHTEN UP!  JUUUUUUSST KIDDING!     ;-)

 

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    • Global Grist

      Dr. Uda,

      Great minds must think alike. I sent this to a friend back on Aug. 22, 2014, regarding
      his e-mail about ISIS: Caliphate

      Clinton gave us a indication many years ago when in the Lewinsky deposition
      he said, “It depends on what the definition of Is Is.”…

    • Dr. Bob Uda, Ph.D., CM, CHSP, ILO

      Great job, Global Grist! Everything is so serious these days, that I had to dream up something lighter. However, I’m sure there will be some who will be gravely insulted and will let me know about it. Such is life in the big city. LOL!

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